Um is this suppose to happen...

Am i supposed to Bleed when i Fap....??


Seriously....

 

......

Ew

No.

Go see a doctor.

 

um how much blood can i lose before i die i've already had about um 1 cup...

 

Sorry to say but you'll be dead in the next 10 minutes.

 

lol i dont understand american slang...whats fap?

 

the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy
damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn


Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.
(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...

A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.

It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.
Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*

 

Jack off, masturbate.

 

ha ha thought so...
BAHAHAH HE JACKS OFF BLOOD..

 

Lol'ed

Yeah that's why I'm disturbed.

 

the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy
damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn


Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.
(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*

(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...

A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it.

It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.
Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc*

 

I need a signature..

 

Hypnotize.

 

YOU FORGOT THE COLORS GOD DAMNIT

 

Hypnotize.

 

Hypnotize.

 

Hypnotize.

 

Epic fail wrong text.

Shoulda just copied my post

damn

 

You fail @ life

 

You Fail @ Being Straight....

 

Hypnotize.