cuz all these other reasons can suck my big black hairy dick, and i need a sweet pure, and btw, the ratio to kids with no hair on there dicks to matuer ppl that play roonscape is 4 to 1

 

Hello, my name is I.C. Wiener, not telling first name/surname for security reasons. Well, the thing is that I am a lame midget, and they call me Nestor at school, and fart on me because I am as tall as their asses, and when I try to go to my cardboard box to get some sleep, I have to kick my own head 20 times before they let me go. I also have a cat, and since I am poor, the cat has to eat my poop so he can survive. I got no arms, and have trained my foot to play RuneScape. I am 23 woodcutting, took about 5-6 years to get to click the tree, and when I got to click it it was an Ent. My axe broke and I am now training firemaking, I found a way to get 6-7 exp a day, I was pretty happy, until Samuel Jackson came over to my box, and ate my cat, but spitted it out because it was full of midget poop.
Hope you enjoyed reading this.

PS: WOOT FIRST POST!

 

your post number 42 -.-

 

haha made me lol

 

I JUST WANT TO KILL NEEEEBS!

[email protected] if i win

 

I got scamzorz like 900m and i was like wtf omg now im poor as and i need free stuff man plz

 

I need a new account.
my donkey fucked my old one up the ass and it ran away =[

 

Lmao
Sick guy song

 

Because i just want to piss people off by running in pjing them for their bones and they'll wtf rage quit and i'll be happy

 

well the thing is right, this guy named willy jay smith fell down a 1000ft cliff, the ambulence came and he kinda fell down a drain... he ended up really stiff...so i thought...why not get a rs account so i can tease willy and say, HAHA My rs account is looses then yooh
!

 

For the lulz

 

got this one time i did this guys mam and then i felt a bit ill after so i wet to the doctors.

FOUND OUT I GOT SLAGMAMARITUS :O LOOKIN FOR A CURE BUT I DONT HAVE THE FUNDING.

IF YOU ALSO SUFFER FROM SLAGMAMARITUS PLEASE DONT FEEL LIKE U DONT HAVE SUPPORT.

CALL ME ON 0800 - IDID - ASLAG

THANK YOU.

I WUD SELL THS ACC AND USE THE MONEY FOR FINDING A CURE FOR SLAGMAMAIRTUS.

 

bump.

 

Can i have it please? I give you a cookie, and the copyright to spongebob =]Jk

 

Id like it because
im a woman,
born with 4 penis's.
2 on top, 2 below them other 2.
So it looked like a square when they had an erection.
I could breakdance on them though.
and act as a pogostick.
All the kids at school laughed at me
until one day i fell out of a tree
and they broke off.
the end

 

I want this acc because im secretly your long lost brother named Pablo!! And this acc would help pay for the emotional breakup i hod to go through when you and mom and dad dropped me off at the grand canyon that year...

 

bump...

 

cause im black

 

hello. im not gonna say any of these why did the chicken cross the road jokes that everyone is going on and on about reposting similar stuff but really who the fu*k types im not very good at jokes or i got hacked cuz honestly thats bs and sucking up for pixels, wow see what rs has done to your lives for instence blk people why do they wear so much jewely? because they are used to the chains in jail, things change us, why do they put cotton in pill bottles? to remind the blks that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers, how does a race come up from slavery to the president of America like encore to OBAMA, and dont tell me he has never said a racist joke because we all do it..like why did got make blk ppl have such large dks? because he felt bad for putting pubes on there heads..but how many white guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? one a white man will screw anything..or how do you blind an asian? put dental floss in front of his eye lids ha nothing special anyone can tell jokes right.. pce mightymofo out

 

Why should I have it?
-Because Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you to the face if you don't give it to me.