Would you save your father ?

Ok, you and your father are in a desert, no hospitals, homes, villages, or anything around you other then cactus. You guys are so hot, your father takes off his cloths. 3 minutes later your father gets bit in the penis by a snake.

The ONLY way to save him is suck the venom out, would you do it to save your father, or let him die?


This is meant to be a joke

 

no i hate my dad anyway =)

 

I wouldn't do anything to save my father D:

 

Well for my sake I'd hope that sucking the venom out wouldn't occur to me.

 

If it would pass the venom to me and I'd die, then no.


If not then yes I would save him, it would be gross but I love my father.

 

I don't find the humor in this. To me, it's a little uncalled for.

By the way, sucking the venom out of a wound is a myth. It will not work whatsoever. What it will do, however, is transfer the poison from the victim to you.

 

that wouldn't work

 

Taking off your clothes is a BAD IDEA anyway.

 

well if you were taking off you clothed, what were you doing in the first place? lol, then I would have dropped kicked the snake before it bit him, and beat it down

 

Sucking out the venom does not work, it's just a myth, so either way, my dad is fucked. No need to give him a ******* before he dies.

 

Agreed, but I don't think that sucking it out would help much.

 

LOl this is sick! What is wrong with you people!

 

Nah, I kind of want to kill him anyway :\

 

Good thing there's not a father in my life!

Never thought this would come in handy! Lol.

 

thats a tough question but it depends i guess..

 

Seriously,
If you could save your dad and you let him die,
Your going to get KARMA'd.

 

I'd do anything to save him, not that your theory would work.

 

my dad rocks id do it if it was the only thing i could do to save him but ewww groossssssss

 

Try stopping the blood flow INSTANTLY and cutting it off

 

smart but u may not have to cup it off as u would die.