Guide to becoming a Hardcore Asian Tenny Bopper!

Hello, Sythe. This will be my first guide ever. This guide will give you about a TB and how to act and be like one. Enjoy!

Table of content
I) Introduction
II) Step 1: Clothing
III) Step 2: Hair
IV) Step 3: Flirting
V) Step 4: Dancing
VI) Step 5: Shopping
VII) Step 6: Abbriviations
VIII) Step 7: Pictues/Posing
IX) Step 8: Friends
X) Step 9: Phones
XI) Step 10: Gaming
XII) Conclusion



Introduction
A guy or girl can be a TB, a tb dyes and styles their hair asiany, they go sticker photo machines, DDR, wears tb clothes, shopping, flirts alot, hangs out with other tbs and more. I am going to show you a few steps to become one in this guide.

Step 1: Clothing
Most tbs wear stripy clothes. They wear a vest, glasses and lots of bright clothing. They also have to be asiany.

Not an asian, but you get the idea.

Step 2: Hair
Hair is very important when becoming a tb. You have to style it like hardcore everyday and it is mainly yellowish colour. Like this:



Step 3: Flirting
When you walk past a tb or a group of tbs, they will check you out if you are hot or not. If you are, they will start talking about you in different languages like Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Viet. when you are out of their sight
Then later, maybe one or two of them starts talking to you and act REALLY CUTE. They flirt alot with other asian guys/girls and act all cute and kind. They would anytime ditch they're other tb friends for a hot asian guy/girl.


Step 4: Dancing
Dancing is very popular for tbs. Dancing styles such as, shuffling, c-walk, popping etc. ALSO DDR is popular.




Step 5: Shopping
Tenny Boppers go shopping often. They look for clothes they like.



Step 6: Abbriviations
On msn, they use alot of abbriviations and Unncessaryy double letterss, AND DON'T FORGET USING LOTS OF SMILIES XD =] =/ =.=" "What the fuck are you looking at KENTT!?" "Don't farking act cockyy to mee BITCH!"
:love: >_< :nuts:

Step 7: Pictues/Posing
In shopping malls, I think there are those sticker photo machines. They spend like 5 hours taking photos, then at home they edit them in photoshop for another 13 hours. And then there are those asian posing. Like the two finger peace sign and cute face shit.



Step 8: Friends
Asian tbs hang out with other asian tbs. They wear nearly the same clothes, talk the same and do their hair the same.


Step 9: Phones
Their phones are just another way of competing with their friends especially with who's got the most cutest phones, accessories, etc. They also have no more freaking space on their freaking phones because it's all filled up by pictures of them and their tb friends (with awsomeness posing) or very sexy asian celebrities (singers, bands, actors) such as DBSK, Jay Chou or farhenhiet. And they also never have any bloody credit because they always waste it ALL messaging guys/girls.


Step 10: Gaming
Asian tbs mainly lan game and shit. Games examples are, Dota (Defence of the ancients, which I play), Flyff (Fly for fun, a stupid kids game), even those freaking DDR games and more.

^One of the old dota verison loading screen picture^

Conclusion
So if you follow these steps, you will be a asian tb anytime.
So all it is, life to an asian tb is:
-Acting cute
-Dye hair
-Shopping
-Phones
-Hot asian guys/girls
-DDR
-Photos
-Sometimes talking like little bitches
EG:
asian teeny bopper 1- ooohhh look at that hott asian guy over there playing ddr!kekekekee xD.

asian tb 2- omgshhh he's sooo hardcooore! ^^

asian tb 3- nahhh. siiifff. he's soo not hot. look at his hair!! its sooo ugly >__<" try-hard gangstarr.

^What the EFF?^

Hope you enjoyed my guide!
This is my first guide, so go easy on me plox?
Comment and suggestions. Oh and if there are errors, tell me and I can fix it up.

 

Worst guide ever get a fucking root.

 

First of all, I don't even know what an Asian Tenny Blopper is,
how about explaining what it is first?

Each section is very short, and your just telling us what to do,
not how to do it.

Horrible guide, enjoyed the layout, and pictures.
Not enough details, and such.
2/10,
better luck next time!

 

I think this guide is inappropriate and some may find it offensive.
Not the smartest thing to post as a guide. Try another topic.

1/10.

 

What he fuck is the fucking meaning of this fucking guide man wtf is ur problem to make this fucking guides!!!

 

1/10
offensive to others...

 

Best. Guide. Ever.

 

You can't be serious.

 

Cmon guys. he probably took alot of his time for.. this.. at least thank him or something

PS: We Asian owns

 

After doing some research into "Teeny Boppers" (which you spelled wrong in the title by the way), it seems that they are related to the porn industry (aside from what you say). Until you can prove to me what exactly they are, this guide will remained locked.