Unban me

"- Porn: posting pictures, videos, links to websites related to porn, etc..."

I am disputing this on the ground that bottle guy is not porn.

There is absolutely nothing sexual about bottle guy. Bottle guy is an artistic representation of a man's struggle with alcoholism, and I can't be held responsible if you people can't understand the deeper meaning of things. If sythe.org follows another definition of pornography, my condolences, but perhaps you lazy fucks should get your shit together and specify that in the rules you uphold. I don't think it's fair you guys conspire and set me up by not clearly defining the terms in your rules. Again, simply link me to a definition that and I will assure you it won't happen again.

 

Note: Staff reserve the right to ban or infract for any unconscionable act. The above rules and associated punishments only apply when the staff can reasonably judge that a user does not deserve some other, perhaps more severe form of punishment for any unconscionable act they might make on the forums.

Since you took the liberty of insulting the entire staff, I'll be the first to say denied

 

I just googled said 'porn', and that certainly warrants a ban. Denied.