[Guide #1] How to fake sick 10 out of 10

How to FAKE sick​

This guide will give you the proper steps & tricks to fake sick your way out of anything. if you follow thse tips & tricks you should be fine.

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Step 1:
- The night before you “become ill,” tell your parents you are not feeling well, and attempt to exhibit the symptoms of a sick person. Remember, the earlier the better. These symptoms include acting very tired, and talking in a sickly, raspy voice. Tell your parents that your throat hurts, and you have a headache

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- Give hints that your sick by throwing up (fake gags) in the toliet at midnight make sure they are audbile and when your parents ask you whats the problem say "There is a stomach viruis going around at school and you think you got it"
Ingredients for fake throw up:

-Milk
-Apple
-Crushed cherrios (Or any colorful cereal)
mix together and throw on floor or toilet.
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- If you really want to delay school than stay up all night playing games Xbox,Computer,Playstation,Tv will give you bags under your eyes and it also would look kind of blackish. your parents will determine you didnt get enough sleep and that you really are sick. Make sure you place a bottle of nyquiel or any other cough/cold/flu medicines in a cup (half) so it look's like you took the medicne.

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- Tell your parents you will arrange for your friend to bring the work so you can make it up whil'st you are in bed. do not talk fast and with a enthusastic voice. kind of mellow and slow and let your eyes sag down. telling them that you will make up the work will soften them up a bit. plus tell them that there wasnt much work today your just studying.

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-Wear something warm so when you wake up you will be sweaty giving thm the impression you have a fever. Stay under the covers meaning your whole body until they come for you. if you miss this step and wake up nd tell them they will think that you are fakeing and send you to school. stress that you are to ill to go to school but dont overpower them like yelling and kicking, just calmly say that you got stomach ache theres no way to check that or the cold.


- Do not put the big red wrapper on your head and rub. it only leaves burn mark and it will burn the holy flipping cow out of you.!

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- If you do have to go to school go to the schools nurse. make sure before you do that poke your ye gently to give the illusion of a pink eye (It is contagious) or say your stomach hurts! blame it on the lunch. she will give you 2 options this may be the most important 2 options of your life.so choose wisely

1. Do you feel fine enough to go back to class- No!
2. Would you like to call your parents and go home-Yes! <-------------------
3. You are handsome do you have a groin problem - Err not now maybe later

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[Congratultions your are out of school and here with me]

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Disclaimer- I am not responsible if your parents beat/hit/molest you in any way shape or form for not going to school. i am only giving tips to help you avoid school. copyright @ 2009 Robin tha hood. Do not tell your parents you have AIDS<GHONDIRREHA<A SEXUAL TRANSMITED DIESE<OR YOUR PREGANT you will be molested x100.

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These are some of the kids that used my guide and stayed home from school saying by to you.

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If you happen to repeat a grade do not be mad/sad/emo/sucidial i am still in the 3rd grade so i have much experience!

Rate/hate my first guide dont be so harsh.


Reviews:
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New york parents guild-" On of the best guides of 2009 i ever read recommended this to my child! thanks robin.

People Magazine- " Very entertaining 10/10 The stars love it. they never come to the red carpet.

Playboy Magazine- " A real thriller i had to use my inhaler thanks robin! the girls adore you.

Bobby testine from maryland- " i missed a test today awesome robin you are my idol!."

My mom sue- "Robin im going to beat your @#$%#% when you come home little boy! i know you tricked me because im reading the guide. hope you like the review sweety where having meatloaf tonight

 

lol nice guide =p 10/10

 

hahahaha 8/10 cuz alot of work for skipping school'


i would try this but have 12 absents already rofl 16 and u get held back lolz

 

Lol i hav 6 anymore commnts guys

 

anyone rofl

 

lol great guide man i like the warning about the parents beating you xD

 

lol nice guide bro. i LOL'd

 

Lul, I'm gonna try this. 10/10

 

thnks i will b adding much more tips/tricks/funny stuff tomorow for now rate hate suggestions

 

""edit adding som stuff give m som suggestions for new guides

 

lol very funny
nice guide btw, try give text some colours!

 

Awsome guide man!!! Ahaha made me lol
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i love contradiction

 

this made me laugh out

 

this made me laugh out

 

this made me laugh out ..!!

 

this was pretty funny. haha. i liked it

 

dude great guide! 10/10
I am definitely trying this tonight!

 

Tomoros A Sick Day! Thanks 9/10, The Pictures Where Weird... I Didnt Get The Point.

 

Lol I like this one, I should do this when I don't go to class and my friends keep asking why I didn't go.

 

I lol'd Nice Guide