Spittin shit straight off my mind.

This man was nervous he didnt know what to say
i looked at his face, i wanted 2 get the fuck away
this nigga so ugly he gave me the chills
de man be so broke he cant pay his bills
i see him everyday, robbin niggas on the block
his sister sucked my cock
when i spit i dont need a beat, treb or bass
we all know i fucked his siter up the ass
mans so broke he'll do anythin for a dime
when im done wit dis nigga he be a fuckin mime
u see no one can spit like i do when i smoke the weed
im the lyrical, vampire I'll make the mike bleed
so take that shit in and learn to spit fool
cuz everytime u rap i take u 2 skool


Tell me if you like it, i thought its pretty sick for freestyling and I made it all up while taking a shit rofl!

 

o,lol, you did this while you were shitting? Also, the bass and ass part, bass is actually pronouced like (base).
I like it.

 

You should see a doctor if you're spitting shit from your mind.
But seriously it was OK, bass and ass though...

 

Lol was pretty funny how are you spitting shit from your mind :O

 

you need to work on alot if you want to make it as a rapper
if not you did a great job for someone who just takes this as a hobby

good job bro... keep elevatin

 

Naw I made this shit up while taking a shit lol.

 

Very weak. Try taking half-rhymes instead of full rhymes. Just flows better.

 

This Kid Can't Rhyme,
We're Running Out Of Time,
Hurry, Get Him To The Hospital,
Before He Hits Reply And Looks Like A Fool,
Hurry Up, We're Losing Him, He Can't Rhyme,
His Flow's So Dead We're Hearing A Fucking Flatline,
Revive Him, Wait Don't, Pull The Plug,
He's Nothing But A Fake Ass Wanna-be Thug,
He Likes To Rhyme Alot About Sucking Dick,
Seems Thats His Favorite God Damn Topic,
I Think He's Gay,
Wait He Couldn't Be,
Everyone Turns Him Down Even Bill Cosby,
So Before You Try To Rhyme,
Maybe You Should Take The Time,
To Check My Profile Relize I'm White,
Go Cry To Yo Momma Cause You Just Got Served Aight,
Man Yo Momma Will Go Tell Ya Niece,
Ya Niece Will Come To Me Screaming Fuck The Police.

 

Yo check it, yo
This motherfucker aint nothin, u cannot harm me
i'll reserect every nazi soldier n make an army
we'll conquer the planet hunting u down one by one
after i tear your head of i'll consider my job done
U dared 2 try diss my rhymes, ur shit aint equal not even a lil bit
I gotta ask u man have u been sniffing shit?
Listen when me n u spit theres no equality
ur familys filled with more faggots then greek mythology
ur rhymes dont affect me, ur shit dont make sense
matter fact, we can use this whole audience as evidence
Yo u cant get a girl u have to resort to masterbation
U said i was a phony ass gangsta when u aint even been on probation
I dont care if your white, yellow, black, or brown
cuz when i spit you know who deserves the crown
I got served? ur a pretty bad server ur fucking fired
I walked in the door and got hired
You cant offend me ill tie you up and throw u into a lake
I ate your moms pussy out like chocolate cake
Ur a pussy man, I'll dunk over you like I'm chris bosh
Just stop fucking with me or i'll end it like hitler did the holocaust.

 

Bitch You Ain't Royal,
You're A Nigga On Weed,
You Suck Dick In The Park,
Just To Get Some More Speed.
You Must Really Like, That Man's Muscles In That Photo,
Who's He, Your Butt-Buddy Pedro?
You're A Fucking E-Thug,
Thinks You're The Shit,
Well Go Give Pedro A Hug,
And Suck His Li'l Itty-Bitty Man Tit.
You Work At McDicks, Cause You Like The Fried Grease,
You Take It 'Round The Back, And Make Your Own Fuckin' Oil,
Then You Take It From The Back, While Li'l Pedro Gets Boiled.
You're A God Damned Fool Who Thinks He Can Rhyme
Thinks Bass Sounds Like Ass,
Only Cause Thats The Noise You Make, When Pedro's Comin' From Behind,
Makes You Sound Like A Bass, A Soloist Playin' Jazz.
So Before You Talk Shit, Keep This In Mind,
The Only Thing Spittin' From You,
Will Be Gray And Red Brains, And You're Chewed Up Food.

 

Round Two, Guess Who's Back,
Quit The Rap Game, I Run It Like Track,
I've Got More Hits Than Alabama Slammer,
Sold More Records Than Country Grammar,
I Got Fired? Get Your Shit Straight,
You're The One Servin Fries Workin Late,
You Tried To Diss Me But You Failed So Hard,
While You Were Working That Rhyme,
I Was Pimping Your Wife Out On Sunshine Boulevard,
This Shit Ain't Even Funny Anymore So Quit Trying,
You'll Wake Up With My Dick In Your Ass And You'll Start Crying,
Go Work Your Dead-end Job At 7-11,
I'll Be Out Hustlin To Try And Get In Heaven,
We Got The Candy Paint Cars,
We Got The Fuckin Strip Bars,
We've Got Noahs Ark,
You're Still Running The Trailer Park,
I've Never Been On Probation So What,
I Heard From Bubba You Like It In The Butt,
So Lemme Lube It Up,
Throw Some Butter On The Bitch,
Shove It Up Your Ass,
Make Your Pubes Start To Itch,
Man You're Weak So Just Give Up,
You Said I Got Served So I Guess Order Up.

 

:L Made Me "Lol"

 

hmm idk who that was directed at. mien was at royal.
ima make a rap off topic...

 

sorry guys but low quality flow and rhymes...

visit puregrime.co.uk...

where th big boys play for this game

and before u flame me for postin my opinion on it. ive got tracks n stuff made so its not like id ont know what im goin on about

 

cover your tracks fool...

 

I ain't be "spittin" with you e-thuggin hicks.
And what was that line about some white guy's tits?
You hardcores have to be joking about these lines
has anyone ever told you to get with the times?
Rap is old, it's practically dead,
HipHop lyrics are the only ones going through my head.
Grow up, right now, this is so damn sad,
your lines don't rhyme, there so fucking bad.
Moderator, please, lock this thread,
tell these pot-head kids, to go to school instead.
I've had a lot of fun, making these rhymes,
but now it's time to end these raps about "dimes?".
You may be 2-legit-2-quit,
but your words are unfit,
time for me to be leaven,
your troubles now unweaven,
How's it feel to be showed up, by a kid named Stephen

 

Bitch You're So Damn Corny,
You're First Names Stephen, Hell You Can't Even Spell,
You Must Be Pretty Horny,
Now You're Talkin' 'Bout Pedro Too,
Bitch You Can't Touch Him,
You're A Fuckin' Jew,
Now Bitch,
You Think I'm A Hick,
Well You Can Shove It Up Your Ass,
And Suck On My Dick.
Now No Moderator,
Gives A Fuck 'Bout Your Shitty Rhymes,
So Why Don't You Go Jack Off To WoW,
Or Catch Up With The Times.
Hip-Hop And Rap,
Hell You Just Got Served,
By An Ass Slappin' Rapper,
Who's Everythin' But Curved.
Now It's 8:00 A.M.
I Better Be Gettin' To School,
No Pot For Me Today,
I Be Wipin' Up Your Drool.

 

no syllable structure, wanksters.

 

sthu, I only did it becuz i was bored. I'm actually what you'd consider scene.
XDDD
go jackoff firecapah.

 

Chrishansen gtfo man u spit shit lmao!!!