Rap Battles - Official Thread

Epicfaill.. u can't defeat me son
so ima go ahead and pull out the gun
ima put the gun to ya head.
face full of lead.
Epicfaill what kind of name is that.
its shit.. you deserve to be hit.
Your name is lame.
my name is fame.
man.. your rhymes fail..
so you might as well bail.
Epic.. you ready to get dissed?
if i killed ya now you wouldn't be missed.
you can't compare to me son.. not even close.
your rap makes me wanna kill myself.. from an overdose
or maybe a heart attack..
go ahead and face the fact..
i need to grow a pair?
battling against me you shouldn't dare.
me you think you can beat?
its all ready defeat.
just even talking about me was a mistake.
this was a chance you didn't need to take.
don't make me embarrass you .
ill even put your mom in it to.
EpicFaill.. i am the sythe king.
if their was sythe championship i would already have the ring.
So get off the thread you had your chance.
your rhymes you need to enhance.
EpicFaill.. you've just been hosed.
Im done with you kid..this case is closed

 

last verse for the night g shit i should atleast get rap battle king lol



its me fuck the introduction South west in this bitch we dont run from nothing

running your tumbs will get stuffed in a fucking oven i see myzteriuz i see a bitch i think nothing of em fuck em when this shit get credical ill put a bullet in yah head make this shit very indiviual all in his ass give this bitch a little pysical stop trying to quote me pussy do what men would do you really pushing now you getting casket the flower suit boy you fit in it all this is really shit myzteriuz i hope you listening people think you hot ill take you to hells kitchen then my dudes snap on the snap and they ride for free i got dudes in yo hood that ride whit me im a small dude but i fuck whit them tall gats hand gun automaic they comming in all black A-ks got a 100 and im giving yo all that what ever you done started im going to finish you a treat i wrote this shit in like 15 sec let you friend get your ear hes going to be the reason when im squezen he going to be reason he got to rap from a chair
you see me posted on the block where the bills at i see myzterius but damn but where the fuck is the mysterys . i dont need to have to bang dude i take it back in the days rose wood we still hang bitches. you got a tool go ahead go try to creep on my im like a pillow i love when a dude sleep on me. come on chico man you mind week here have a bullet my treat .


well im tired no one can touch in the rap thing give me a title

 

pureboy you need to just quit
WE all get you that you cant fucking spit.
We cant even read your shit so call me crazy.
I can write shit better and im fucking lazy.
I can be retarded and and ill still rap better.
change your format its a rap not a letter.
Im in everyone mind like the weather.
Your raps are gay like a tickle from a feather.


MY man you ever hear of spell check?
nah that's right your to busy getting wrecked.
HE gets owned pking and says oh i disconnect.


See kids hes full of lies.
He bullshits until you mesmerize.
But don't fall for it open your eyes.

Thats it im walking off the stage.
Now your crying on a fucking rampage.
You belong in a cage.
And your moneys minimum wage.


I wrote this in bout 1 sec
When i come in yah town you yell "hit the deck"
When somebody talks they get a fucking broken neck.
You think sex is hard but to me its a fucking peck.

Just quit go leave.
We all get it you just don't believe.

You say you should just be the rap battle king.
You should be the king of gotten knocked out by my one fucking swing.


Pure boy 2moro is gana be legit ill be checking to see ig you got anything on me haha and ryan i got 1 go 2 threads back i want you to respond so i can rip yah! haha

 

Gonna have to speak from the heart on this one.

Tha rap was lame, crappy, horrible
To shut yo' ass up, i'd go cannibal
To think your better than me is unbelievable
Can anyone rap better than me? Impossible.

Oh wait, what do I see?
Is that E-N-V?
I don't think we've met, My name is T-A-L-E-N-T
I am the best one here, It is plain to see
I've even rapped with Run D-M-C
None of you fake ass rappers can step to me
Every battle you in, the seats are empty
But in my life the fans are plenty
Enough to fill the sea
Right in the heart of Miami
I serve contenders like Chef Boyardee

Next victim?

 

like be honest ill eat yall in a real battle because you cant really empasive what i would like to say jsut typeing it :S

 

Hey Mr. Toilet I'm the shit.
Pure Boy please quit.
this is it.
your gone
im only on the 5th line and i've already won.
So go ahead and sit down and look at your defeat.
Your in my town now buddy and your livin on my street.
So wheres my rent!? your dealing with the real clark kent!
Tick Tock Tick Tock your times runnin out.
you better stay away son.. don't run on my route.
You get the title of rap battle king?
man that title should be mine.
just for even sayin that ima make you pay a fine.
I'm one of a kind.
Talent like me is to hard to find.
So go ahead and write down a rap while your at school.
its not like you have a chance kid.. your under my rule.
You beating anybody can't be done.
Case_Closed 1 Pure Boy none.

 

MY goons are flys they'll be all over your shit in a heart beat


and i have to give you props to try to come back at me .-


the only time this dude every got his dick wet is when he piss in the rain


you say you whit you bitch for 8 year and still be sucking my dick once you leave to work i go through back of the house once you back ill be leaving from the back of the house honestly i could be more serously but i dont want to mail you to your mom in a pizza px i sell weed that precha cops he telling me how he gets when he reach top .


dude get on my level


dude honestly im not even trying i could go all out but dont want kill your little buzz

 

i totally understand you because any1 could just type stuff i think there should a thread for strictly rap videos or recoding so you can see the presentation and the flow besides lyrics..

Well im getting off ill battle the rest of you 2morowzz

 

Dude, that fucking suck BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK

Step up the game, I won't even make a rap about it, that's how bad it was and change the damn FORMAT!!!

 

No offense but you shouldn't be talking lol This is all for fun your getting to serious, if you wanna dis him put this into a rap not just a rant.


sorry to say your raps aren't that good tbh none of the words rhyme like at all lol.

Ryan on the other hand is a monster

 

Still, if u can't read it, whats the point

And mine aren't good? LOL gtfo

And your telling me NONE of this rhymed? Kid, do you know what a rhyme is? Lol?

Some of your shit is lame anyway.

 

Pure Boy you ready?

Pure Boy have you no shame?
you definitely got no fame.
I know I'm fresh
but do u think u rock?
Ima cut off your dick and mail it back to you in a pizza box.
Is it me you try to mock?
I got the eyes of a hawk.
I can see your bullshit from the top of the Big Ben clock
Ima make this rap short since I've already won.
Have a good day, and get off my lawn.

ehh pretty bad wrote it in 5mins..

 

To brix.

Hey brix aren't you the guy that likes dicks?
ya that right.. i'm bringing you into the mix.
Im to sick.
I gotta whole bag of tricks
gotta whole buncha chicks.
I'm D-O-P-E
Your, L-A-M-E
Im L-E-E-T
and im gonna down ya A-S-A-P
Your raps me to queezy
Your raps are to sleezy
And im.. To breezy
Damn... To EZ

 

your rap is cheese, ive got you on your knees,
you say "dont own me please" but ive got the keys.
your sack is black and your mum has a crack that needs a smack,
your a fat chap with yur ugly girlfriend on your lap, your cock goes snap,
and we all clap, clap
Cuz you and jill went up the hill so you could lick jill's fanny,
you woke up with a shock and a mouthfull of cock,
cuz jill'z a fuckin tranny.
Remember the name, coz your penis is a shame,
your moms so smally and her penis' called paul,
so tell paul i left me money on her pussy, cuz you know your a wussy.
yo mama stepped on the scale and it said "1 AT A TIME PLEASE",
so she got on her kneez and started beggin pleeze for more cheeze.
yo mama so fat her pussy looks like a moldy rat,
she's so skank, she makes shit look dank,
your fat and you smell cuz you eat at tacco bell,
you drink fuckin coke and it makes you want to smoke my shit,
but wait, take a hit from that shit, itll take you to hell.
Yo mama was a whale, she made you look like a snail,
shes so fat i mistook her for a cat, your mom has no fanny,
and your granny fucked my nany, you say gramps are champs,
when your moms a fucking tramp, you smell like mice and you have lice,
you eat fucking slabs and your infested with crabs,
youve got a small cock its the size of a tiny rock,
your moms called jack and i took her up the crack,
your dad's called Nars so i took him up the arse,
your sister sucks cock like a motherfucking sock,
your name is Hode and you have a one inch chode,
she went into sucking mode.
Your rap's no more cuz your brother is a whore,
i knocked on his door and shouted mother fuckin' roar! :laugh:

 

Here some thing light - give me the rap battle title right now you cant fuck whit me G shit.

Yall already know what it is
lets get em.

Tha block pop so tha strip full

rocks-got a fist full

bull pop shit that hot shit I got a clip for

when I start sparkin' it be barkin like pitbulls

matter fact rottweilers when I let them shots holla

chicks on my cock

I'm still on tha block holla

its cops on tha block, they still gon cop holla

ock I got cents and that's why i got dollars

I was told tha rules

I'm old school like my pop father

I was showed tha moves

schooled by the older dudes

how to show and prove

so I move like a soldier move

real militant

I’m ill, still killin it

im real guys thats paralyzed thats still feelin it(U ATE THAT)

yea im still on my feet and my toes

gettin higher than tha presidential suite at tha nose

gettin higher than tha nose bleed seats to my shows

fuck a Maybach I play tha back seats of the Rolls

fuck a GT I pull up in CLS

tha butt soft like my females breast

is it a V12?

yes

I cop the uncoppable Jigga

you can't stop the unstoppable jigga

I pop a shot threw u dudes

and I was like a Pop to you dudes I gave you a flow

adopted you dudes

I did alot for you dudes

and this tha fuckin thanks I get?

you my son you should thank my dick!

you take my shit, flip it around and now you think you sick?

I guess you think you alex but I think you trash

and I’a spank dat ass you ain't fuckin wit me

you wouldn't even rap like dat if it wasn't for me

wow
I been had my weight up

how you gon battle me wit a style dat i made up?

wow

when I'm home it's envy

I'm feelin like tha boy Pac when he was on tha phone wit Biggie
wow
what tha fuck is goin on out here?

what tha fuck these dudes doin out here?
dudes drawn out here

ya block hot, I put a jawn out there

my block hot ya shit warm out there

so we goin out there
set up shop and get it on out there

pop shots and get it on out there

I'm on point like a thorn out here

come to philly I'm a don out here

yea you know I'm a boss dog
nah diss ain't izod, it's lacoss dog

i floss dog and I stay wit my juelz on

you probably wouldn't see this much ice in a hail storm

its nuttin to flash but fuckin wit me a get you bucked or bucked and a half

cuz its only a handful of rappers thats touchin the cash

and most of them getting fucked in they ass

the snakes up in the grass

but alexgone blast when the beef is on

i walk wit the shells and i ain't got no adidas on

and I squeeze tha join’ even when tha law watchin

I'm too hard, tha rap version of bernard hopkins, Fuka...

Alex, bitch!
Scream at me.

 

nice job man, you win im just messin around here, its alot of fun haha

 

the riddler my stuff in general is way betetr then yours all togetherr most of your raps are so cornyy w/e


pure boy is honestly betetr then you although his raps are confusing if you heard him in real life he would kill you. You should record your voic and battle me lol i guareenteee that ill win lol but lets stop argueing its just for fun.


iight epic fail you need to stop rapping.
Havent you noticed everyone stopped clapping.?

Your stuff just doesnt rhyme.
Ive rapped betta afta i smoked a dime.
In about no time.

I pull my rhymes outa the air.
You hearing this and start pulling your hair.
Im done her ei dont even care.

 

that last bar was tragic,
not harry potter but i got the magic

 

Nerds + Rapping = Fail.

 

Im Ready To Let Loose As Blue Eyez.
Shut It With All Your Lies.

( Im Really Bad Lol )