If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

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  1. Unread #41 - Mar 2, 2009 at 6:32 AM
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    I knew Shawn was a unisex name >_< I owned myself...

    Anyways, who would want her to be that desperate? But I am not older then 18 so if she wanted me it wouldn't be considered against th law. Or would it...?
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    I would ask why he was there lol, confused I would be.
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    wat is the meaning of life
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    What did he do with the world. People like: He-who-must-not-be-named [George Bush] who were let into this world from the Gay/Lesbian section of hell.
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    it's hard to answer.. becasue i have so many questions...
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    IF he'd exist and sat to me on the bus, I would ask him why he didn't help the people that really needed his help or guidance. The bible clearly states that he appears whenever you need him to:
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    I am not here to try to convince you that Jesus is real, or merciful. If you don't believe in him and are this pessimistic about him, then I don't know what I can do to change your mind. Personally, I am glad that he is going to save me in my sins later. And I am glad that he is letting me have my free agency right now.

    Under the command of Jesus? I guess. I wouldn't say that I am "under the command of Jesus." I would say that I can let him save me later if I want him to, but that I don't have to be saved if I don't want to be. I believe that Jesus will always give us a choice in the matter. And do you think that you should be able to save the world yourself? lol. I'm glad that Jesus is doing it.

    Good thoughts everyone. I'm likin it!
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    I beat you all, Jesus is my homeboy. We chill on the bus going down town just about every day.

    In all seriousness though, I don't really know what I would talk to him about if I sat next to him? Probably about questions on life.
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    I'd ask him if I could get a wish.
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    Jesus... How many... How many what? ...you know..... Hey jesus... what? how big is it? How big is what? ...you know...:D
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    Ha ha what?
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    I ask him how long his cock is. And if the bus is empty enough then I'd ask to see it erect.
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    I'd ask:

    What's up?

    Honestly it would not affect me.
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    I'd ask him why the world is so corrupted right now with all of these fag atheists who can't prove a thing that god isn't real. They should shut their traps for once.
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    I'd ask him to forgive me for not believing in him, and ask him how he can let things like the holocaust happen, and things like how he created things like human life, etc.
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    the fuck...
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    Um, wtf is wrong with you? That is so wrong.

    Hmm I almost agree with you. haha. But they don't know any better:) I feel bad for them, and so I don't mind them as much.
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    i would just be like "so...what do you think about the new nvidea gtx295 with 1gb dedicated video ram?"
    than enjoy his facial expressions for quite some time.
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    Haha. All of you nerds that would ask about runescape and computers. LMAO. Get a life! jk lol
     
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    If you sat down next to Jesus on a bus, what would you talk about?

    Don't say you're kidding... Tell em!!!!! tell em!!!!!!!
     
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