Bewood

Dear Bewood,

Quit being a faggot.

Thank you,
The Blizzard Staff

 

Dear "The Blizzard Staff",

I understand your concern in my sexuality, but as you can obviously understand I like to keep it private.
Therefore I would rather you do not attempt to insult me with your ignorance.

Kind regards,
Bewood

 

Dear Bewood,

Thank you for writing back! But you need to stop being a dick. Thanks.

With love,
Your real mother

 

Dear "Your real mother",

I understand that you would like me to stop whatever you believe I am doing.
It's sad to say, that I cannot possibly be a "dick".
If you have anything further to say, feel free to continue posting.

Kind regards,
Bewood.

 

Dear Bewood,

Fuck off.

Sleepily,
Your vagina

 

Dear "Your vagina",

I'll try.

Kind Regards,
Bewood.

 

Dear Bewood,

Best of luck.

Anonymously,
Anonymous

 

Dear "Anonymous",

I was wondering as to why there are so many people on your Sythe Account:
Voices

If you could please explain why, I will refrain from reporting you.

Kind regards,
Bewood.

 

Dear Bewood,

They are all simply my pen-names I use when writing letters.

Greasily,
The Burger King

 

WTF is this shit?

 

Dear "The Burger King",

I enjoy your restaurant.

Your fries are the best, and cheesy tots.

Kind regards,
Bewood.

 

Dear Bewood,

Thanks. I prefer my breakfast menu, but the cheesy tots are also good.

With fries and a shake,
The Burger King

 

Dear "The Burger King",

I have not received those fries or shake.

Please resend them.

Kind regards,
Bewood.

 

Dear Bewood,

They're in the mail. Enjoy.


Yours,
The Burger King

 



 

dear the burger king..

please leave the spam forum before i rape u...

ur friend
pedo bear

 

Dear Retard,

No.

Yours,
Voices