My mom

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Officially knows I masturbate.

Dang.

 

story pl0x.

 

Got caught wanking?

 

lol i remember when my parents found out i was playin on the computer and my father called my mother and showed her my boxer and said that's why he spent soo much time in the bathroom and she was like wtf-_- but they never talked to me about it...
edit:whenever i am in the bathroom my father starts knockin and shit lol

 

you should ask her, next time, if she wants to join you.

 

she be hot? she be helpin

 

I really don't know :S She just came by the computer and asked if I was looking at porn, which, coincidently, I was 5 minutes prior to the encounter.

I've been selectively getting rid of pornographic history, and my mom is retarded when it comes to computers. There's no way she'd no how to find history beyond the actual history tab.

 

hahahaha

they always know, they just never say it :3

 

Uggh and I thought it was my little secret.

Oh well.

 

Wait... you got it all over your boxers? D:

 

somehow it did...

 

Good.

Dad's are totally different, you should hear him go on about that subject around my step mother.

-.-