Need Some Help About Drug Tests

Like everyone else said, drink lots of fluids. Get it out of your system. Seeing as today's wednesday, tell us all how it went haha.

 

I know one kid that passed a federal drug test 4 days after he smoked weed. He is really smart and figured that THC is a fat, so water doesn't do much. So he ate a bunch of extremely fatty foods and even some soap.

 

I thought water was a really good way to lose fat...:huh:

 

Drink a lot of cranberry juice, and if possible sneak a little container of bleach with you to the drug test and put it in your pee, it cleans it out.

 

noob king what if they think that hes sniffing bleach lol

 

Lol bleach does not by any means show up in drug tests.

Piss your brains out, even if you have no detox kit just buy about 20 bottles of cranberry juice, by the time they're finished start up on water and youll be fine

Also sweat as much as you can, it gets the thc out of your system

 

Eat Lots Of Fatty Foods And Some Soap

 

tbh if i was in his situation i knwo this may sound weird but my friends have done this


step 1:buy piss from a friend[must be clean from weed]
step 2: put in a eyedropper bottle or small bottle[put in pants tape it to u]
step 3: poor clean pee into testube
step 4: if he asks be like jeez can i have some privacy lol make him feel like a predator.
step5:do not get caught and your good to go =]



ive never done this method but i have heard of it a lot

if you get caught you could get in big trouble so be careful

 

If your probation officer visits you at your home, then if you fail I'm sure that your officer will search your house. The same thing that happens if you are an adult. If you don't abide by the rules which the judge set forth for you than you are in violation of your probation. The only you you can pass it is by acquiring someone's urine and putting it in the place of yours.