Hillarious "Robot sex" ad on craigslist

SWM seeking female "robot" for fun - m4w - 26 (Dallas)

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Date: 2009-02-22, 5:25PM CST



I know what you're thinking -- I want to fuck this guy, but I don't have a robot costume! Don't worry, I can provide a robot outfit for you if you don't already have one.

So what's this all about? A friend with benefits is good, but you always have to worry about the other person getting emotionally involved. It happens, and it sucks. How do you get rid of those emotions? Well, a robot doesn't have human emotions, so that problem is solved quite nicely. However, it creates another problem, namely, how do you create a robotic lover that won't chafe your penis?

I would like you, a female human, to dress up as a robot to be my friend with benefits. At no point do I want to see your face, so it's cool if you're ugly. The costume will have holes in the right places, so no dudes. Also, no fatties, because I don't want you stretching out the costume, and besides, I can still tell you're fat even in the outfit. And who wants to fuck a fat robot?

While not necessary, it would be an added bonus if you could move like a robot, or better yet, dance. Robot sounds would be great too, especially while we're doing it.

Send me an email telling me how you'd be a good robot lover, and I'll let you know if I agree.


P.S. - I'm open to also wearing a robot costume if you'd prefer.

 

That guy needed to get laid a long time ago.

He's a creep.

 

Lmfao

 

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