Funniest Punishment/Ban you've gotten?

So the title should be pretty self-explanatory, and if you don't understand the premise of this thread... the fuck are you doing here?

Tell me your funniest chat logs, screenshot them if you really want, how you got those punishments or bans.

You can also show off other people's logs too! If they're funny as fuck it doesn't matter where they're from lol.

My best ban was probably when I was playing on EUNE on an account with NO previous ban or chat restriction history - and I said "Scott Gelb is a sex offender fuck Riot" or something to that effect - was banned PERMANENTLY right after that game. I guess Riot doesn't take too kindly to people telling the truth lmao.

 

i told a rioter i was going to titty fuck his mom in front of him and i got 7 day ban

 

aight this one comes pretty close to the Scott Gelb ban lol

 

A friend of mine tried using his expired lol riot points card multiple times before receiving a week ban for suspicious activity.
Not sure if this counts under this thread but eh, thought might be worth sharing

 

was dominating this viktor mid, so i gave him LEGIT advice on how to beat my champ mid, got perm banned for it

obviously was mega toxic prior, but just being reported again was enough lol

 

probably have 30+ accounts banned. Ive had a few 1k+ games muted as well before they removed that. However It's been almost a year since my last ban. I removed chat.

 

Got banned last month for saying the following:
GracefullyTilted: ban my champ
GracefullyTilted: and expect me to help u
GracefullyTilted: nice
GracefullyTilted: muted

Got a 14 day suspension for just that, I got a ss of it if you don't believe me.

 

100 games muted or something like that, it was hell...

 

Not exactly what OP is looking for but:
I got perm banned for chat toxicity whilst my duo partner calls people 'GAY RETARD FAGGOT WHORE' every other game and is honor level 3 lmfao

 

guess people dont report your friend then

 

I got banned for 2 weeks because I was playing with my friends and went 6 mejais Zed and ran it down mid because they said I wouldn't have the balls to go full ap zed and run it down.

 

was it worth it? lol

 

No, it was funny till I had to play then it got boring, plus after getting banned for 2 weeks when I tried to play again I dropped from mid-high plat to low gold.

 

I’ve literally just started playing this stupid game and got 24 hour banned for saying “EZ”?

 

D: Too far

 

less than 30 minutes i have 40 deaths

 

Got a 10 game mute, which just ended with me writing longer toxic shit to people every 6 mins, which also ended up with about 400-500 games of mute. I thought mine was a lot, but @hattez beat me there

 

I was banned because my league name was "R I O T" a couple years back.
It wasn't their fault for allowing the name to go through, but apparently it was my fault for taking it lmfao.