It's okay to mock god in front of christians.

Just say goddammit, or fuck god, or whatever you want in front of christians, because you can tell them this:

"Why do you have to stand up for your god? Since god is an almighty being, he doesn't need mortals like you to defend him."

Amirite?

 

Me thinks your right. I was once in Church for a Wedding and i said 'Oh Jesus Christ' and everyone just looked at me?

 

it really doesn't matter ... even i live in a small christain community in an islamic country...

 

there is this super mormon kid at my school and i said really loudly behind him to my friend

"which is more fun burning flags or crosses?"

lolol

*win*

 

I am sure your respect just went wayyyyyyy down with a lot of people.

 

Not with me hash >.>

 

And he won't be bothered to get up and kill you, so he rather have us tell you.

 

How would you know? Have you ever spoken to him?

 

What do I do with Catholics?

 

Nothing, they will burn you alive D:

 

Ohh now I remember.

That's why I don't go outside >_>

(where i live = catholic city)

EDIT:

Wait what if they burn my house down?

I'd have to go outside, then they'd burn me.

So if they burn my house, should I go outside or stay inside?

 

They will not burn down your house. They will just put you burning at the stake, just like in Medieval times

 

DA DA DE DO do to others whatever you would have them do to, have them do to, have then do to you!

bitch.