The Ask-an-Australian Thread

Same side, further down.

 

What continent is New Zealand on?

 

New Zealand doesn't deserve to be on a continent.

 

I just found it.

Oceania

I think I'm the only person in the world that knows that.

 

my chemistry teacher who can't spell accept is from new zealand.. i hate her so much she failed me..

why do people from new zealand fail so much?

 

do you like MegaMaught sammiches with vegemite?

 

Is it true that you all have no souls? Like Toshi's people?

 

ahahaha

 

1. Where would I go about getting a platypus
2. Would you be mad if I like skinned a kangaroo and made a hat out of him?
3. Stuffed him?
4. Do you ride kangaroos?

 

How come Mexicans smell like beans all the time?

 

You fucking fail.

Stop dissing New Zealand, fuck its better than most countris with all your war shit. We allways beat you aussies in any sport. /fail.

Gtfo.

 

i srsly hate how every1 stereo types aussie people we dont have kangaroos we dont have like wombats on the street we live a normal life with a normal city ive been to america a few times and suburbia and city is the same here, if ur gonna stereo type aussies gtfo

 

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You guys stereotype New Zealanders, so gtfo.

 

YEAH MATE , we australians are pretty good and know how to kick it back eh. WHOS GONNA ASK ABOUT THE ABBOS?
BTW NEW ZEALEAND IS GAY...PEOPLE R FUCKED UP...CANT TALK PROPERLY....UNEMPLOYED...FAGGOTS...NZ GTFO HOMOS.

 

Ha Ha Ha...

First of all, you have more fucked up people as you are a bigger country, you guys cant talk properly and we are unemployed, is that why the statistics show a larger percent of unemployment in Australia than New Zealand?

Get your facts straight before you post next time, faggot.

 

actually no...u must be a dumb one like all new zealand people.....let me guess ur a fucked up maori homo .? and ur a really poor nation where our dollar buys ur dollar for 1.20....fucking poor society....ur tribes r gay tbh and fucked up....self centred wankers....and look at ur sig....a fucked up nz person....which is bolstering my statement.
GET FUCKED U WANK JOB!

 

Your just digging yourself into a deeper hole.

First of all, no I am not a maori nor am I a racist towards them, they are good people. Poor nation? were less than a third your'e countries size, and your country gets most there money from oil. Idc what our dollar buys out for, doesn't phase me. Our tribes? gtfo. Self centred?, take a look at yourself. My sig, a fucked up NZ person?? LOL how do you even know thats a chick from NZ, Im surprised you know what a chick looks like, you would never get anything from them.

A fucked up NZ person?, gtfo and learn some fucking manners don't be racist.

 

Lol this is pretty funny i used to live in aus then moved to nz i must admit aussie is still better gold coast ownz. Not to be rascist but some maoris are pretty bad like the gangs like black power etc. They stabbed my friends dad 20 times. Some of them are pretty fucked up.

 

I've been to the Gold Coast, it is a nice place. Australia is not perfect nor is New Zealand. I like Australia, but people like you make me angry, and to do with maoris, half of them need to just go die tbh. There are alot of "Ruthless" ones so they think -.-

 

People like me? People who state the truth?