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    how many times does a human fart a year?

    well i was wondering whats the average amount of times a male farts in a year?

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    12 - 18 farts a dat x 365
     
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    guesstimate 15 mutliplied by 365
     
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    Why a male? Girls farts also.
     
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    humm i do like 5 farts and sometimes more when i eat burritos.
    but thats a good estimate
     
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    because ima a male, im just wondering cause ima tell my dad, you fart around blah blah blah times a year. cause we joke around with farts ^^
     
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    That's the fact on every question/answer on google.
     
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    Lol wow, this is like just Wow, why would you want to know this? But i'd guess 5-15 aday depending on the way you're body operates
     
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    i was just wondering, gosh, lol ima google it and maybe record how many times a day i fart for a week and average it.
     
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    I you really do this, you have no life lol.


    It depends on the person's body. Nobody farts a certain amount of times everyday and it varies from one to another.
     
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    Hmm, well there are a ton of factors:

    1) How you eat
    2) What sex you are

    People might argue on number 2, but I know a lot of girls, and I can honestly say I've never heard one of them fart. I really do think men fart more. Anyway, i'd say somewhere between 5-15 times a day. Just multiply that by 365.
     
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    More like we don't care when it makes sounds lol. Girls gets so shy if someone heard them farting, so girls make them silently. XD

    But I'd say you're right, girls tend to fart less than boys.
     
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    i only heard a girl fart like once in my life and it was some fat ass girl.
     
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    Yea, fatties tend to fart more also.
     
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    4380-6570 between those; 12 times 365, 18 times 365
     
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    You are most likely a fat person.

    Back on topic, yeah heavier people do tend to fart more, but that is because of the "food they eat" - like I said before, lol.
     
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    Well ... The amount of gas released per fart varies by person, so an average number of farts is hard to calculate. Not to mention the food intake may influence the number of farts ...
     
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    Leave it do Daily for the chemistry lesson, :p
     
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    You need serious psychiatric help...
     
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