Could anyone sponsor me for getting to 99 fletching?

I know this will sound stupid, but will anyone sponsor me while I get to 99 fletching?

I lurk alot here, and i've seen alot of you have..alot of excess cash.

I am asking YOU *yes you, mr.high level with third age and 2bil* to sponsor me on this long haul.

I have ben on runescape for a good few years, and I am not that high of a level , (only 65) and I just want to have my own skillcape to tell me that I can get something done. (with your help)

My username is Zeezoma, you can look me up in the high scores or anything.

My steam name is brekart if you want to add me there.

I know you are probally thinking "pffft this guy is a beggar" but I have worked hard, and since I have, I really think I need a break.

I have not worked *or botted * as hard as most of you, but I will get 99 fletching , or ANY stat you want to fund me on , completely 100% legit.

Look deep into your hearts, sythe, and you might decide to help me.

Any amounts of cash is appreciated, preferrably enough to get me to 99 in one go.