Rofl read this crap.

Had my parents walk in on me before VERY AKWARD!





























of course i finished.

 

Lmao is this for real?
Compleet bullshit its healty if you ask me lol.

 

Rofl where'd you get this from?

 

ROFL! What the heck. Where did you get this?

 

LOLLLLLL


so dude, if i whack off, does it mean i get to hang out with all the jocks and the cool dudes? man im gonna do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

what a pity ! have you got something you desired ? :laugh:

 

Read the rest of the thread before posting - please.

Edit, well, the first post at least:

 

Dumbest thing ive seen all.. day.. no.. week. yeah week. lol.

 

I just get a towel and wank it next to my desk. Clean up and say you spilled milk.

 

because milk looks like shampoo

 

That's interesting..rofl..

 

Religion stuff again =/

 

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/advice.asp

pwned. It's a parody

 

I masturbate and i dont have acne >.>. This is basically just fanatical Catholics. Another thing they "warn" you about is hair on the palms. Crazy Catholics. (I'm not Catholic, I'm Jewish)


Oh btw, yeah it is healthy, it exercises your prostate gland.

 

Dude is this shit for real, like cmon..i bet they did it..sheesh..

 

haha, some of that is true actualy

 

enjoy circumsizion

 

Seeing as i dont have a door and i still masterbate 12-15 times a day and blow a big load every single time.. i see taking the door off its hinges as a waste.. if ppl catch me it makes me blow my load early so im fine with that..

and for the television... i just use my computer... i look up "grown men, young dogs" gets me off all the time..

 

oo tbh u should try "scat porn" i find it quite satisfying, i usually cum within 45 seconds as opposed to wen i fuck my dog i cum in about 1 minute then, but when i fuck my stepdad bill i squirt instantly but keep going in order to hurt him, btw my names john petee

 

0.o





i don't think this is true... if it is... it's fuckin stupid...