Funny coversations

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html

 

rofl!!

 

There all funny, this is no funny.

 

That has to be the most hilarious while at the same time creepy thing I have ever seen.

 

http://ysb.livejournal.com/

 

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

lol.

 

lolol

 

J as in Julia. I take out my schlong and rub it on your breasts.

I almost fell off the chair reading that.

Also I copied IAmAFool's sig, sorry dude.

 

I seen all of these like 100 times. But very funny haha.

 

These are hilarious man.
I loved the pizza one.

 

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

 

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

 

funny//and or CREEPY! nice.

 

rofl...

I want to join this site, I could totally make so many people freak out xD

 

Wow. That made my day

 

Please delete this post. I'm on my iTouch and the delete button won't work

 

"Ken Griffey jr"

 

LOl that was funny

 

OMG that was hilarious!

 

omg that was great made my day