Masturbation

How often do you do it?

Would you do it in a chair?

Would you cum in my hair?

Would you jizz off a plane?

Or maybe on a church pane?

Would you eat your own semen?

If you spill it on the ground, is it a sin?

How often do you masturbate?

How often do you smack your tallywacker to your mate?

Would you do it on billyy's ass?

How about in the grass?

 

I'm Tutoneppis.

 

nowai?!

I'm Tutoneppis, too.

 

How often do you do it?
5-10 times a day

Would you do it in a chair?
Yes

Would you cum in my hair?
Oh hell yeah

Would you jizz off a plane?
Sure

Or maybe on a church pane?
...maybe

Would you eat your own semen?
yes

If you spill it on the ground, is it a sin?
yes

How often do you masturbate?
same question as the first one, 5-10 times a day

How often do you smack your tallywacker to your mate?
at least twice a week

Would you do it on billyy's ass?
yes

How about in the grass?
gotta love the feeling of grass on your balls

 

I like boobs.

 

Wrong. You like BEWWBIESS

 

Would you do it in my mouth?

In my butt?

How bout on my feet?

Can we has buttsecks?

 

Dude Stop Fucking Posting Shit About This. There Is A Sticky Not Alowing This.

 

The first time i touched my penis, was total bliss at first,
But then it grew an addiction, it was water for my thirst,
If masterbation is tofu, then sex is the meat,
I"ll tenderize your ass, making period love is sweet.

 

LOL that was funny

 

I think it's pretty fucking obvious to anyone who's not a complete retard that he made this thread because of that sticky.

You're trying too hard, but points for creativeness and at least you didn't fail as hard as the guy who posted before you.

 

agreed

 

Would you do it in my mouth?
Yes

In my butt?
Yes

How bout on my feet?
Yes

Can we has buttsecks?
maaaybee, can i has ur fone numbr?

 

i got 1 4u

banevade, how many times do u do it:

fail at life, how many times do u do it:*

lie about life (ie: army, moving to a no internet town, etc.), how many times do u do it:





*units are in the millions so like put 1 for 1mill, etc etc

 

R-Tard.

I would do it in Laura's ass.

 

Superman dat steph.