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  1. Unread #1 - Jan 7, 2009 at 7:21 PM
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    Okay, post the best explanation of sex for a child below the age of... let's say 8.
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Jan 7, 2009 at 7:22 PM
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    Ask your parents.

    Kthxbai.
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Jan 7, 2009 at 7:23 PM
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    sex·u·al in·ter·course

    n
    sex involving penetration: an act carried out for reproduction or pleasure involving penetration, especially one in which a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Jan 7, 2009 at 7:33 PM
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    you place your "finger" into the girl's "donut hole" nuff said
     
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    Why not fire truck?

    Btw I never said if its a girl or a boy. Lol
     
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    Best way to explain sex to a child
    Just show 'em 'Teen Booty Bonanza 34' and let 'em learn.
     
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    Show them a porn site.
     
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    Which one?
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Jan 7, 2009 at 11:35 PM
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    redtube probably, maybe milf hunter
     
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    Redtube has too much lesbian porn, that wouldn't work.

    I mean unless... "When a woman and a woman love eachother, they buy dildos and stick it up eachother's vaginas." works.
     
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    freaks of cock?
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Jan 7, 2009 at 11:40 PM
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    Lol, well, urm... try looking up "sex" in wikipedia and tell em to read it

    =\ unless, they know nothing
     
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    "Daddy, what's a penis?"

    Lol.
     
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    Best way to explain sex to a child
    a penis is a boy/man's hotdog connected to the body. if they scream, because you eat hotdogs.... say the hotdogs you eat are made from chickens idk
     
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  29. Unread #15 - Jan 8, 2009 at 12:07 AM
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    Best way to explain sex to a child
    Stick with the stork egg story until there old enough to take sex ed.

    Works like a charm
     
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    Best way to explain sex to a child
    1) Show them Cheddar cheese
    2) Show them Cheddarbeam
    3) Pr0nz site
    4) ????
    5) PROFIT!
     
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    Best way to explain sex to a child
    8 Year Old: "What is sex?"

    You: "The act of which hm0ng tries to do with any girl he can get... the one he never accomplishes."

    8 Year Old: "Oh... I get more pussy than him lolololol he just lost teh game"
     
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    Fail.
     
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  37. Unread #19 - Jan 8, 2009 at 7:03 AM
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    You just lost the game.
     
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    You just lost all respect from everyone.
     
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