Dear diary

Today was like any ordinary day, I woke up and the first thing I did was....

 

have a wank

 

Lawl! =D

 

after having a wank, I ingested some marijuana.

 

Then I went outside and gave my neighbor a bj.

 

Then I stuck to fingers in my dogs bum and found some brekfast.

 

Then i got skammd $400 by Megamatt

 

/Vouch

 

go back to fucking sleep.

 

my mom said

 

"oooh your penis be so small, ShameOnYou."

 

I like yu 100m can i have sum Gee pee's?

 

This thread = win.

 

This Quote = Fail

 

And so do you.

 

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