Zezima Jokes!

Which friends?

 

lol yous all saying it fails but keep comming back to post on it =p, keep it up =)

 

Zezima was watching Deadliest Catch and was wondering what their fishing level's were.

 

I look yu up on roonscape, you have 70 attack

/win

 

Once upon a time, a newfag created a fail thread.

Oh wait, this happens everyday.

The end.

 

dam prayer, i have another story, a sad noob named dam prayer came onto a thread to be a jelous hater, and tryed to get his post count up and failed in life. now gtfo my thread. ty =)

 

Except post count doesn't go up in spam forum silly noob. Is this why you have been posting in here so much lately?

 

no, im just curious of what jokes people have, i always see people saying them in runescape and in peoples cc's and thout it would be interested to see what people think.

 

Hahahahahahah

 

I asked zezima why the spam forum fails, he told me it was because of newfags like Epic God.

 

Zezima thought he was the most pathetic person in the world, but then he found people making jokes about him.

 

Fail'd

 

r00nfag must die

 

when zezima's 50 year old beloved dad died...zezima waited at his dead corpse to pick up his items and gps

 

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

 

when zezima came home he saw his mother in the kitchen.
from no where he asked her: Cooking lvl?

 

Zezima was caught stealing from his mom's purse, when she asked him why he did it he replied "I was training my thieving level."

Zezima got in trouble at school for getting in a fight, he told the principle "I was trying to raise my combat level."

Zezima stabed his dog to death, he told the police "I needed 138 experience to level my hunter."


Ffs.. Gotta love them Zezima jokes.

 

When zezima had a baby he wanted to call it James, but that username was already taken. ( I know failthread but w/e I'll participate for once )

 

god fucking damn, enough bans in this thread?

 

I have never laughed more in my life.