Santa Claus(e)

So, the question at hand is: Is Santa Claus(e) (AKA St. Nick)(AKA Chris Cringle)(AKA Father Christmas)(ect.) real?

I was speaking to my cousin this morning about this very topic. She said a lot of valid points. Such as, "the presents don't leave themselves there." She also added, "My mother and father are allergic to the cookies we left out."

After the debate I went home and discovered this.

At the moment I am leaning towards him being real.

What do you think??

 

I'm 16
Found out the hard way when I was 10

Believe what you want to believe, but sooner or later we all find out the same conclusion

 

Um, how old are you Benny? I helped my mom put out the presents from "santa" last night.

 

Please do not spam this topic with lies. Santa put those presents out.

 

Saint Nicholas was a real person, and he actually did deliver presents to children in his Turkish village during his lifetime.

But as for the popularized santa (red suit, big beard), that is utterly false.

 

I saw Santa once.

By the way, the article is flawed, santa uses a quantum teleportation reindeer to transcend the dimension of time allowing him to simultaneously visit every child at once, effectively delivering his presents and spreading Christmas cheer.

Unfortunately, Santa has sold out in the recent years and has started purchasing all of his presents in bulk from walmart. He has become greedy and corrupted! He's fueling the corporations that are destroying our society! (He's the anti-christ, man!)

 

SFA is about proof; not what you think and feel.

HOLY FUCK! What did he look like?

 

He threatened to turn me into an elf and kidnap me to work as a slave inside his north pole sweatshop if I told anyone about what happened that night....

 

Im one of his elves.
Is there much more to say?

 

Thank you very much for the insight.

Don't worry. I'm good at keep secrets.

 

Say that about the religious threads >.>

I set out presents from 'santa' for my little sister also..and no more were out when we woke up this morning.

So, hows that go?

 

Well, this is what most likely happened. Santa transcended the dimensions of time to your house. He then hopped off of his reindeer and jumped down to the bottom of the chimney. If you don't have a chimney, he teleports in. Then he looks around to find the tree to put the Christmas Presents under. If there is no tree, he puts them in the next best spot. However, in very rare cases, there are already presents under the tree (or at next best spot). If this is the case he usually just blesses each present. And then he goes to the next house.

 

So santa is a religious freak now?
What would blessing the presents do?
Where would the next best spot be if they do not have a tree?

 

1. He always has been, although I'm sure he would appreciate being called a "freak". You might be put on the naughty list for that =/ .

2. It usually brings great luck to whomever opens them.

3. The spot is decided by Mr. Clause at the time of the incident. There is not a set spot.

 

Luck for what?

 

Haha I find this as a joke right? Every kid finds out around 9 years old that santa isn't real. If he was real, he would have upgraded his pad at the Northpole for a mansion in L.A, with the money made off the Christmas Holiday industry. Oh, and I heard Santa is lactose intolerant, :O

 

Isn't it obvious? Luck to beat Sim City.

 

Christmas was started when a man in Europe somewhere started giving out presents on Jesus' birthday. His name was probably Nick. we learned that during English class for some reason from some girl, she was hot.

well here's some more info on wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus

 

1. Your parents sign the presents from Santa.
2. The garbage can take care of those allergen-filled cookies.

 

1. Prove it.

2. Lil' Wayne could also take care of those allergen-filled cookies.