[Rap Battle] Ryan vs Unb4nn3d - Round 1

Simple concept, just throw punches at each other.

Lines: 16 (8 Bars)
Due Date: Two days from now (I'm not home for most of it, sorry =/)
To win: First to 5 votes

Voters:

Flow:
Personals:
Creativity:
Punches:
Multies:
Overall:

^^ Any vote that doesn't use the above format isn't counted.

Unb4nn3d, you can explain certain parts of your verse, just do it at the bottom of your post so people understand some of the punches, just incase

 

What's up Ryan, how's it all goin',
And Maddi too, the girl you're lovin'.

If you love her, then why you fightin' me,
Is a relationship not enough for all 3?

Ha! Don't worry, you can keep your girl handy,
Afterall man, I wouldn't date a doggy.

Yeah, I'm sorry, to be so mean,
But there's something here; something clearly unseen.

You're scared to fight, but you won't back down,
And everytime you come back makes you a clown.

A fool you are, and you'll regret this after,
As when you weep with pain, I'll sit back with laughter.

Ryan, how could you be the 'Rap Battle King',
You've got the girl down, but missin' one thing.

You're now a father, as here I am the Prince,
If you've forgotten, I've been here 17 since.

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I'm sorry about it Ryan, I'm not trying to be mean to you. Maddi's a great person, and this is just for a Battle, as you can understand.
(doggy >_>) As for the 'Prince' thing at the end, I'm saying that I'm the 'Rap Battle King, Jr.', and I've been here 17 years since I was born into existance.

Anything else requiring clarification, don't hesitate to PM me about it before voting.

-This Rap was created in 13 Minutes.

 

I wanted to kick a topical, but Unb4nn3d just wanted to battle me
I thought myself "Why should I take Mr. Bi sexuality?"

See I started this battlin' shit, you guys just conform to this
But you spend your days writin' Runescape guides for little kids

What ever gets you off, I know that it means nothin' to ya
Fuck the rap battle title, I'll give you "Micheal Jackson Junior"

You wanted me to post first, So you could try to get me back?
Man, I could sit here and relax or infract for your shitty raps

Want good news? You're a good dude, but here's what a crook do
I look through eyes of a giant and see a shook fool

I don't mind that you're bi, but when the dudes ain't linin' up
You come on to me wanting a User title, like a Guru's not enough?

See I'm the King of this game, you're still sitting down the bottom
You wonder why? Cause you spend your life moderating the forums

See man seventeen hours a day, that shit's just fuckin' weird
Put your whole life on hold, you can live that shit another year

Last bar motherfucker, you'll never be catchin' me short
So leave Tunes Analysis and get back to the fuckin' spam reports

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Alright, well. Basically I played on the whole 'Bi-sexual' thing, then onto your Runescape guides that you write ^.^ The the user title thing.

That's pretty much it.

Btw, you know I don't give two shits about your sexuality and I've never even asked you about it. Gotta go all out, it is a rap battle

<3

 

So many fillers.. Low flow Unbanned..

Flow:Ryan 7/10, Unbanned 1/10
Personals: Ryan 3, Unbanned 3
Creativity: Ryan 7/10 Unbanned 7/10
Punches: Ryan 5/10 Unbanned 4/10
Multies: Ryan 4/10 Unbanned 3/10
Overall: Ryan 5/10 Unbanned 4/10

 

Ryan
Flow: 6/10
Personals: 4/10
Creativity: 6/10
Punches: 5/10
Multies: 3/10
Overall: 5/10

Unb4nn3d
Flow: 6/10
Personals: 5/10
Creativity: 7/10
Punches: 5/10
Multies:4/10
Overall: 6/10

Unb4nn3d gets this one.

 

Unb4nn3d I liked your style but ryan busted ya ass on that one.
Flow:Ryan 8/10, Unbanned 3/10
Personals: Ryan 4/10 Unbanned 4/10
Creativity: Ryan 5/10 Unbanned 7/10
Punches: Ryan 5/10 Unbanned 5/10
Multies: Ryan 3/10 Unbanned 3/10
Overall: Ryan 7/10 Unbanned 5/10

 

Flow: Ryan 8/10, Unbanned 3/10
Personals: Ryan 5/10, Unbanned 6/10
Creativity: Ryan 7/10, Unbanned 7/10
Punches: Ryan 6/10, Unbanned 4/10
Multies: Ryan 3/10, Unbanned 3/10
Overall: Ryan 7/10, Unbanned 5/10

 

EAT THIS SON


Now everybody in the 202, throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through,
Now everybody in the 202, throw 'em up! Check it out
I'm a white boy, but my neck is red I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail, Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
How many bitches have I slapped? Zero. Unh! And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm, Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him
I can't dance / I wear khaki pants, My middle name's Lance , My Grandma's from France
So maybe I'm wack 'Cause my skin ain't black, But you can't talk smack , 'Cause whitey just struck back! *BOOM*

 

Warned. You're only to post on here to Vote for which Rap you liked better.

Use the Form in the Original Post. Thanks.

 

Ryan

Flow: 8/10
Personals: 9/10
Creativity: 7/10
Punches: 10/10
Multies: 6/10
Overall: 8.5/10


Unbanned

Flow: 6/10
Personals: 7/10
Creativity: 5/10
Punches: 4/10
Multies: 5/10
Overall: 6/10

I thought Unbanned was a bit to nice but Ryan was more agressive and his punchlines had some hurt in them

 

The Vote is currently:

1. Ryan - 4
2. Unb4nn3d - 2

I've taken the Vote from Finn, even though he doesn't know what 'Multies' are. If you can see, Finn voted on Personals and Creativity higher than Ryan.

Keep Voting. Ryan wins with 1 Vote and I win with 3.

 

Unbanned, Ryan
Flow: 8, 8
Personals: 7, 9
Creativity: 9, 9
Punches: 3, 10
Multies: 3, 5
Overall: 6, 8

Really liked Ryan's. Alex, try to throw in a little more anger into it next time .

 

Flow:Ryan 7 Unbanned 5
Personals: Ryan 9 Unbanned 6
Creativity: Ryan 7 Unbanned 7
Punches: Ryan 9 Unbanned 3
Multies: Ryan 6 Unbanned 6
Overall: Ryan 8 Unbanned 5.5

 

Ryan fried you unbanned soz but your rap was horrible sounded more like poetry

 

I know im suppose to vote and whatever but.

This is my favourite line:

Want good news? You're a good dude, but here's what a crook do
I look through eyes of a giant and see a shook fool

 

Unbanned, Ryan
Flow: 6, 4
Personals: 5, 10
Creativity: 7, 9
Punches: 3, 10
Multies: 4, 6
Overall: 5, 9