500k for the lyrics of this song.

Cant find them anywhere!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phidpEyZQ88


You can type them yourself if you want rofl. Will pay in F2P bh something worth 500k

 

Blasphemy, its always been a dear old friend to me.
I feeling it will be the end of me.
If i couldnt say...

All i could get lol.

 

I thought it was

Blasphomy, always been a dear ol friend of me
I figure it will be end of me
if I couldnt say bollocks shit wank fuck piss

and after that I got lost, so hoping someone here can decipher it XD

 

Oh my goodness, i would also pay for these lyrics, that's very funny song haha, to fast and crazy to get the lyrics though.

Goodluck haha

 

Haha, this is a funny song.
I have no chance of getting these lyrics. They're crazy.
But I love the song.
You are gonna keep that 500K forever.

 

Blasphemy has always been a dear old friend to me
I'm thinking it'll be the end of me
If I can't say shit fuck bollocks wank piss I'll knock you off the air
You cum fucking (?) alright, my son?
Without these words my life is done
There ain't no reason to exist if I can't say bollocks shit wank fuck piss
Verb: To wank
I wank you wank he wank she wank they wank we wank
And there's a lot of ways to describe this word
There's bish and bash, the (?) wang, the salami slap and the monkey's spring
The womp, the wish, The (mar bee ning?)
The crafty tug and Thomas the tank
From the chicken choke to the (one more ching?) To toss one's knot.
(You fucking wanka!)

Now please don't be disturbed, it's just a little word
And it's not like (????) your ears have ever heard.
NOT LIKE FUCK. I fuck you fuck he fuck she fuck they fuck we fuck
And there are many ways of using this word
I'll fuck one up cuz I don't give a fuck, You wanna fuck?, that was a fucking shit fuck
I'd rather fuck with a fucked up duck
That's just fucked up
She's a fucked up (mutt?)
A fuck fuck here, a fuck a fuck there, here a fuck there a fuck everywhere a fuck fuck (fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck...)

Blasphemy, has always been a dear old friend to me
I'm thinking it'll be the end of me
If I can't say shit fuck bollocks wank piss I'll knock you off the air
You cum fucking (?) alright, my son?
Without these words my life is done
There ain't no reason to exist if I can't say bollocks shit wank fuck piss

Now let's take a look at the word cunt...

I'm a cunt your a cunt he's a cunt she's a cunt we're cunts they're cunts
And there's a lot of ways to uh-- Get off o-- What are you doing?
(Muddled arguing, use of the word cunt and fuck)
What do you mean? Cunt's a fucking lovely word!
Woman: Give me that ear!
Man:Get your fucking hands away from that fucking (?)
Man: Oi! Oi! Get your hand away from that fucking oi- YOU FUCKING CUNT.



Oh ftw. [:

 

lmfao, thats pretty good. PM me your rs name I'll give you 500k

 

Lol I understood that fully Being english FTW I wouldnt write it out though :S

 

That can't be english..

 

lol fill in the parts H0stile missed please