The Spam Forum; Malevolent Zombie Goast or Grilled Teriyaki Alpaca?

You have thirty-four seconds and seven options. Choose wisely.
A) One
B) Yes
C) 8 x 4 = 64
D) No
E) Maybe
F) All of the below
G) All of the above

 

H) Konner needs a new hobby

 

I've been on the Spam Forum for a good 20 minutes maximum.
And my hobby is pissing off Wapanese.

 

C) 8 x 4 = 64

 

G. All of the above.

 

You should really make it say Tragic Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.