So yeah, i need some smoking advice pl0x....

ever hear of placebo effect?
tea doesn't do shit.
perhaps some some mayo/glue/ketchup/sperm will add stickiness to your 'joints'

I am sorry, but this inquiry is just ridiculous. And thanks for my new quote.

 

get sumin like a coak can or any can (not tin i.e tin of beens coz dey sharp)

put joint in bottom of can, and it aint gunna fall any where isit.

bdw this is extremley funny shit. (smoking teabags and adding honey to them) wdf lmfao !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dude, you fail, seriously. I smoked tea like 2 years ago, and it didn't get me high. I did it a few times for the taste. And about the "chemical high", wtf dude? You can better snort some (meth)amphetamines if you want a chemical high.
If you cannot get your hands on weed, too bad.
A last resort for getting high with household items is nutmeg. I never tried it, so don't blame me if it falls bad.

 

first off, ROFLMFAO at smoking teabags
second, use honey, and apply heat so it hardens a bit, then smoke it

 

This is true.

To the OP: Are you stupid?

Tea doesn't get you high.

If you want to get high using household items, go inhale some fucking Drano.

..And you beat me to it, I was going to use that for my signature.

Damn it.

 

don't use teabags.. just buy it from the stoners at your school

and don't buy the greenest stuff, that's shwag and no one wants that shit

 

Smoke nutmeg. The oil on it can get you high, srsly it was on Manswers and Manswers is the best thing ever.

 

or smoke weed and get ripped as shit

 

i presonally use tape. yea tape works.

no lol use a bong, and since when does tea get you high? im interested

 

bongs are much harder to hide. Do not try oil hes joking lmao. maybe dampen it..? will burn slower as well

 

u cant get weed?

haha i just got caught growing 3 3-foot plants in my room haha

 

I've never even heard of getting high off of tea... it sounds so... stupid.
Seriously, why the fuck tea? If you need to get high THAT bad, you might as well give up and put a bullet in your skull.
Addicts, of any kind, are the worst.

 

Just soak your tea in gasoline before you smoke it for added stickyness.

 

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I fuckin love you.
Fuck you're awesome.

 

This thread is yet another reason as for why I've lost faith in society. Honestly, you're acting as if you absolutely MUST smoke. Hint: it isn't good for you, and tea doesn't even give you a high, you probably just think you're cool because you're inhaling a substance other than usual.

In fact, the most high you would get is from a lack of real oxygen. If that is the case, go inhale some carbon dioxide canisters or hold your breath for a long time - You'll get the same effect, and without the added shit in your lungs!

Either way it is your choice, but I think you should know that this topic is quite funny, and I really think you're an idiot after reading it. ^_^

Edit: I also think you need to learn to spell "please".

 

I've quit smoking, if you quit also eat cranberries ro drink cranberry juice it helps clean out that extra crap given off by the marajuana or tabacco resedue.

 

It also helps prevent Kidney Stones.

ooh.

 

sorry i know you said if you don't have advice gtfo.....

but this is the dumbest thing i've ever herd...getting bud can't be that hard

 

its the worst thing in the world to run out of weed.

Eat nutmeg like 2 tablespoons gives you 10 hours of high. Not lying look it up dude.

 

So this one time, I was in the shower and I held my breath really long and I got all light headed and high, it was cool. You should probably try it, make sure you are close to the wall and off balance though so you trip and hit your head on something.