Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

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Omg I cant believe what just happend!!
  1. Unread #1 - Dec 15, 2008 at 8:17 PM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    So im a personal trainer at this gym thats a mile away from my house, I just started the job about 4 weeks ago and have about 4 clients i see weekly. Well one client is a female, shes 38 years old, married and in pretty good shape. When I say good shape I mean she has atleast D sized breasts, and and hourglass bottom, and a slim waist. No spare fat. When she signed up about 2 weeks ago she asked the manager if I was available mon, tue, thur, and sat. After the manager spoke with me we had arrangments and I was now her personal trainer.

    So we started today, I had a list of things to do with her to see where shes at physicly and stamina wize so I could make a work out plan and start from there, etc..... While training her i couldnt keep my eyes off of her ass and tits... I mean omg she wore this tight ass black leggings with a pink stripe on the side and a tight black tank top with pink on the sides aswell. Her boobs had majior clevage and the whole time im thinking omg... omg...

    Anyways she was my last client today and I was planning on going home and doing a jog before I shower and just chill at home...

    So she asked me if I could go for a jog with her as I was walking to my car in the parking lot and im thinking ohh hell yea, I put my phone in my car and just keep my key in my hand, and we started to jog around the golf course thats right infront of the gym. We started out at a good pace, and I noticed how her big boobs went up and down, somtimes even kinda in a circle... I couldnt stand it.... After about 10 min of straight jogging she complained she needed to walk for a brake... I told her 5 more min and we would stop for a 5 min walk break, she didnt say anything and we ket jogging for about 5-10 more min and I slowed down and we began to walk.

    We started talking about her job, her husband, what my college plans are, then we started talking about my ex girlfriend, and why we broke up, this 5 min walk break turned into 20 min, then she started talking to me about her husband and how she thinks hes too old for her and he never wants to go out and she wishes she had friends she could go clubbing with. I mean shes hot shes 38 but looks 27, she still has life in her...

    She invited me to her house so she could show me her dogs, and her husbands 25 foot boat, wich I happen to be a fan of fishing and boating....

    She all of a sudden asks me if I would like to see her naked, and im like uhhhh she just stripped all of her close off and we had sex.
    Now i dont know how im going to face her again tomarro, and what if her husband finds out?

    Could I get into trouble?
     
  3. Unread #2 - Dec 15, 2008 at 8:24 PM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    Because of that question, I know for damn sure It didn't happen.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Dec 15, 2008 at 8:26 PM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    Pfft, her husband won't find out.

    Just hook in.
     
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    Its bothering me allot, what if her husband finds out, what am i going to act like when i see her tomarro...

    I also need to keep my job at the gym and if the manager finds out i have no idea what will happen!!
     
  9. Unread #5 - Dec 15, 2008 at 8:28 PM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    Rinse and Repeat :D

    good job lol
     
  11. Unread #6 - Dec 15, 2008 at 8:29 PM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    Plus one.
     
  13. Unread #7 - Dec 15, 2008 at 9:43 PM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    there are like 5 threads all like this...
     
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    Ok lol im not really an expert on what to do when you have sex with a arried women but aslong as you like didnt squirt in her "thing" you're fine and where did you have sex make sure you dont have proof is husband probably wont find out because how is if sh wants some orgasm biscuits again make sure its at a place where there will be no witnesses
     
  17. Unread #9 - Dec 15, 2008 at 9:54 PM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    It's called blowing your load into her vagina.
     
  19. Unread #10 - Dec 15, 2008 at 11:56 PM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    U might get in trouble with the husband..but i doubt this ever happened to because of spelling lol.
    But if it did nah no legal troubles at least.
     
  21. Unread #11 - Dec 16, 2008 at 1:01 AM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    Daaamn this was to long i never even started reading i just looked at it and then wow.
     
  23. Unread #12 - Dec 16, 2008 at 1:20 AM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    /fail elegance takes time.
     
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    Purple, you play WoW, smoked weed, and you're a personal trainer aswell?

    :O

    Cool.

    /sarcasm.
     
  27. Unread #14 - Dec 16, 2008 at 1:40 AM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    well i quit smoking as much

    not a personal trainer

    and used to play wow

    now im trying to make babies with beautifull women
     
  29. Unread #15 - Dec 16, 2008 at 1:54 AM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!


    have fun.. :D
     
  31. Unread #16 - Dec 16, 2008 at 2:39 AM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    i blew a load in my pants reading this
     
  33. Unread #17 - Dec 16, 2008 at 3:05 AM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    ^^wow....

    And, this seems fake, such a huge build-up of story in such detail and then wham, you come to this conclusion:
     
  35. Unread #18 - Dec 16, 2008 at 3:17 AM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    hahah dude
     
  37. Unread #19 - Dec 16, 2008 at 10:03 AM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!

    Wow there are so many of these on the spam forum....its clear as day that it's fake. If it's not, your just an idiot. "Could I get into trouble?" And the "know-each-other-for-5-minutes-then-have-sex" thing only ever happens in James Bond. So once again obviously fake.
     
  39. Unread #20 - Dec 16, 2008 at 10:58 AM
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    Omg I cant believe what just happend!!



    I guess it's a good thing he was joking..
     
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