[GUIDE] How To Be Respected [GUIDE]

Ok, here are the steps that are required to become a respected member on sythe. After following all these steps, you should acquire the 'Highly Respected Rank' and become part of the Sythe Staff. Lots of noobs have been trying and failing to be highly respected, i'm not saying any names *cough* Unb4nn3d *cough* so heres the guide:



Step 1

Add All The Sythe Staff's Msn

The first thing to do to become respected, is to add ALL of Sythe's Staff msn's. Once they add you, you should constantly talk to them. I'd recommend talking to them about Runescape lots and lots. Or talk to them about Sythe and how you want to be a mod etc.



Step 2

Act Smart In All Posts

When ever someone posts something, research what they post on google so that you can respond to them with facts. This makes everyone think you are just super smart since all your posts are 100% accurate.



Step 3

Spam Shitloads To Gain Post Count

Mods aren't stupid, they know post count is your penis size. That's why they all have a decent amount of posts, if you want to become highly respected then you need a big penis. No one respects a pin dick.



Step 4

Make An Attention Thread

Make a thread like "I'm gay" or "I'm going to kill myself", this gains attention and makes you 'cool'. People will be insulting you, but thats a sure sign of jealousy at your overwhelming coolness.



Step 5

The Perfect Signature Combo

Signatures should include:

-Vouches! Have cool vouches like "vouch for (name), he told me the right section in which to post something", pointless shit like that goes a long way
-Names! Get all the mods names and post them in your signature with the title; "cool dudes" or something like that, make sure you don't add any of your friends to the list. Only sythe staff, otherwise it's not cool. This way people think you are friends with all of them and will think your 'hip' and 'with it'.
-Ban List! Have a list of people you've banned even though 'technically' you haven't banned shit all since your not a mod.



Step 6

Be A Suck Up

When you see a post made by a sythe staff member, agree with them NO MATTER WHAT!!!



Step 7

Suggestion Forum

Suggest that certain people should be a mod, have a list of about two people that everyone likes and then ADD YOU TO THE LIST! This way people don't realise that you couldn't give two shits about the other people on that list and that you just want to desperately become a mod.



Step 8

Spam Forum

Post in the spam forum, if someone is mean to you then you should say that the spam forum is for losers and no-lifers. Then make a suggestion that the spam forum should be deleted because its 'pointless'.



Step 9

Quoting Sythe Staff

Try to quote something a sythe staff member has said every time you post. This way people think you are friends with them.



Step 10

Reap The Rewards

Congratulations, you're now respected! Everyone on sythe loves you and you should have all the ranks you could ever desire. REMEMBER always fail at life.





Thanks For Reading.

-This guide was made as a joke and if anyone was offended it was not intentional.
-The guide was targeted at all those noobs wanting to be moderators.
-If anyone has anything to add to this guide, feel free to post it and i'll add it in if its not retarded.
-I tried to incorporate all the things that noobs these days are doing to try to become a sythe mod.
-Yes, i was bored. Theres no one on the spam forum or on sythe in general at this time of night.

 

Fail thread fails.

 

Newfag is a fag.

 

Newfag wins

K

 

Wow, do you put ALL that effort in to each one of your 8 posts?


Newfag admits he is a fag.

 

newfag wins K

And you literally mean post count is your penis size on your thread
Everyone on sythe bums post count

 

And you would know that on your first day here, right?

GTFO unb4nn3d.

 

This is Python/Unb4nn3d's life.

 

Ah, I think you forgot how to add the following:

-Be a part of IRC.
-Are you sure you wouldn't add the MiddleMan Process?
-What about UE? You forgot about UE!

Yes, these are simple other things I've done at Sythe at one time or another. Big deal.

And if you say that I lick ass. Then yes, I lick ass, and it tastes good.

 

And I was just getting ready to celebrate two weeks without you.

 

I anit un+banned ip check me newbs.







KThxBaI

 

funny thread imo

 

Isn't fagthon alredy gone? banned or w/e?

 

haha that gave me quite a laugh

 

Finally... Im saving this.

 

Don't be so self centered, this isn't all about you, gosh.

I thought you left Sythe? Also i thought you left the spam forum as well, if not sythe.

 

Successful troll trolls.

 

unfortunately not

 

Yeah, I'm really, really going to enjoy my two weeks without you.

 

newfag jealous of tysons penis size.