The Most Extreme Runescape Guide! (extreme Players Only!)

ARE YOU FUCKING EXTREME?! DO YOU WANT TO BE THIS FUCKING EXTREME?!!!!!:


THEN EMBRACE YOURSELF FOR THE MOST EPIC, MOST AWESOME AND MOST EXTREME GUIDE TO HIT THESE FORUMS! If mods don't pin this then they are missing out on an awesome LEVELLING OPPORTUNITY!

---FIRST OF ALL! THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME GEAR!
(ARE YOU EXTREME ENOUGH, OR ARE YOU A PANZY?!)

Check it out man! It's got full defense against titanium dragons, in fact, it's fucking dragon cryptonite man! If you fail to own this armor, read no more. Close this guide and go die man. (Please make sure you're wearing your X-treme Epic invisible cape? Kthx.)

NOW ON TO THE NEXT EXTREME THING, AS SOON AS A REAL MAN GETS HIS EXTREME GEAR, HE HAS TO FUCKING GO EXTREME QUESTING!

---- EXTREME QUESTING! (REAL MEN ONLY):

I WAS EMBARKING ON A QUEST TO AQUIRE THE FULL DRAGONITE ARMOR. IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY NOTICED ANYWAY.. RUNEHQ QUESTING DATABASE TOOK ALL THEIR QUEST GUIDES FROM THAT ONE PICTURE UP THERE MAN.

Are you ready... To journey to the unknown? Do you dare do the undo able? THEN FUCKING GET YOUR PICKAXES BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON A GOLD HUNT. WE"RE GOING TO MINE SOME ONYX MAN.

--- EXTREME MINING!!!!!1

DO YOU SEE THAT PURPLE ROCK IN MY INVENTORY? YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT MAN. I HAVE 98 MINING, CHECK ME OUT ON HIGHSCORES. YOU NEED TO DO MY EXTREME QUEST FIRST. (READ ABOVE), after THAT you get to mine onyx in that secret wilderness location. Oh, and you also need to be VERY UBER-FUCKING EXTREME MAN.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEXT MOST EXTREME SHIT?! YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU ARE! SIT DOWN AND READ!

---EXTREME (insane mode, words cannot describe the extremeness) WOODCUTTING!!!

YOU BEST BE JOKING... DID YOU JUST WOODCUT FUCKIGN 24M FROM THAT TREE? YOU BET YOUR WHITE ASS I JUST DID! AFTER MINING ONYX, A REAL MAN WOULD GO DOWN TO WOODCUT SOME MILLIONS BECAUSE I AM AWESOME. I used to sell this guide for 200 bux, but then I decided THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE X-TREME PEOPLE! (amirite?)

Finally... Extreme PKing (AKA extreme boss killing.)

---EXTREME CRAB MURDER!

Ever wanted to kill these pesky level 114 crabbots (crab robots trying to dominate the world and rid it from extremeness) but didn't KNOW WHERE THEY ARE?! WELL, MY FRIEND. I HAVE JUST FOUND AN ENTIRE COLONY OF THEM. I AM ERADICATING THEM AS WE SPEAK!

YOU BETTER HAVE ENJOYED MY INTENSE GUIDE MAN. I SWEAR.\


MY OTHER THREAD WAZ LAWKED.

 

Die. Thanks

 

Give me your gp then fuck off.

 

No. No problem.

 

You're from Jordan?

 

Now lets laugh at something more original:

 

oh fuck no!

 

Epic fail...
you actually tried to do something in spam forum...

ugh.

 

You're all non-extreme people. YOU ALL FAIL.

 

I smiled. And then I realized you took the time to write it, and I stopped smiling.

 

Lol, upon reading your comment, i realised this is kind've pathetic. Originally I thought "hah, it's not bad". Then when i read your comment i was like "true, who the fuck would waste their time making this shit?" lol.

 

and you make guides in the spam forum.

/fail+1

 

QFT.
Exactly my thoughts.

 

get this runescape shit outta the spam forum.

 

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