The Most Extreme Runescape Guide! (extreme Players Only!)

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  1. Unread #1 - Dec 3, 2008 at 2:55 PM
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    The Most Extreme Runescape Guide! (extreme Players Only!)

    ARE YOU FUCKING EXTREME?! DO YOU WANT TO BE THIS FUCKING EXTREME?!!!!!:
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    THEN EMBRACE YOURSELF FOR THE MOST EPIC, MOST AWESOME AND MOST EXTREME GUIDE TO HIT THESE FORUMS! If mods don't pin this then they are missing out on an awesome LEVELLING OPPORTUNITY!

    ---FIRST OF ALL! THE EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME GEAR!
    (ARE YOU EXTREME ENOUGH, OR ARE YOU A PANZY?!)
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    Check it out man! It's got full defense against titanium dragons, in fact, it's fucking dragon cryptonite man! If you fail to own this armor, read no more. Close this guide and go die man. (Please make sure you're wearing your X-treme Epic invisible cape? Kthx.)

    NOW ON TO THE NEXT EXTREME THING, AS SOON AS A REAL MAN GETS HIS EXTREME GEAR, HE HAS TO FUCKING GO EXTREME QUESTING!

    ---- EXTREME QUESTING! (REAL MEN ONLY):

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    I WAS EMBARKING ON A QUEST TO AQUIRE THE FULL DRAGONITE ARMOR. IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY NOTICED ANYWAY.. RUNEHQ QUESTING DATABASE TOOK ALL THEIR QUEST GUIDES FROM THAT ONE PICTURE UP THERE MAN.

    Are you ready... To journey to the unknown? Do you dare do the undo able? THEN FUCKING GET YOUR PICKAXES BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON A GOLD HUNT. WE"RE GOING TO MINE SOME ONYX MAN.

    --- EXTREME MINING!!!!!1

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    DO YOU SEE THAT PURPLE ROCK IN MY INVENTORY? YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE IT MAN. I HAVE 98 MINING, CHECK ME OUT ON HIGHSCORES. YOU NEED TO DO MY EXTREME QUEST FIRST. (READ ABOVE), after THAT you get to mine onyx in that secret wilderness location. Oh, and you also need to be VERY UBER-FUCKING EXTREME MAN.

    ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEXT MOST EXTREME SHIT?! YOU BET YOUR ASS YOU ARE! SIT DOWN AND READ!

    ---EXTREME (insane mode, words cannot describe the extremeness) WOODCUTTING!!!
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    YOU BEST BE JOKING... DID YOU JUST WOODCUT FUCKIGN 24M FROM THAT TREE? YOU BET YOUR WHITE ASS I JUST DID! AFTER MINING ONYX, A REAL MAN WOULD GO DOWN TO WOODCUT SOME MILLIONS BECAUSE I AM AWESOME. I used to sell this guide for 200 bux, but then I decided THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE X-TREME PEOPLE! (amirite?)

    Finally... Extreme PKing (AKA extreme boss killing.)

    ---EXTREME CRAB MURDER!
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    Ever wanted to kill these pesky level 114 crabbots (crab robots trying to dominate the world and rid it from extremeness) but didn't KNOW WHERE THEY ARE?! WELL, MY FRIEND. I HAVE JUST FOUND AN ENTIRE COLONY OF THEM. I AM ERADICATING THEM AS WE SPEAK!

    YOU BETTER HAVE ENJOYED MY INTENSE GUIDE MAN. I SWEAR.

    Any questions, thoughts or suggestions? Please reply here :). I am a firm supporter of constructive criticism. I'd rather not read any flaming posts though. It's very uncool, rude and shows passive aggressiveness. Thank-you.
     
  3. Unread #2 - Dec 3, 2008 at 3:00 PM
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    The Most Extreme Runescape Guide! (extreme Players Only!)

    Well, to start you off.


    Epic fail!

    This guide didn't have enough writing, the pictures were too big, and that top one was, well, god-awful. You also need more colour in your guide, you should've made it a little bit longer too.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Dec 3, 2008 at 3:01 PM
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    The Most Extreme Runescape Guide! (extreme Players Only!)

    You're just not extreme.
     
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    The Most Extreme Runescape Guide! (extreme Players Only!)

    You fail with your steel axe, a rubben chicken is MUCH MORE EXTREME!!!!
     
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    The Most Extreme Runescape Guide! (extreme Players Only!)

    And I shall use my EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEME LOCK POWERS TO LOOOOOOOCK THIS EXTREEEEEEEEME THREAD.

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