Why I don't masturbate.

Less masturbation = more fornication.

'nuff said.

 

And fornication means?

 

Fornication, or simple fornication, is a term which typically refers to voluntary sexual intercourse between persons not married to each other.

 

californication.

 

O lol.

 

And a teenage bridge with a baby inside, getting high on information. It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication.

 

Good Thinking.

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill, for a little hanky panky, silly jill forgot her pill, and now theres little franky

 

Masturbation = Win

You = Lose

'nuff said.

 

The only reason humans still exist is because of masturbation. Without masturbation, we would have already killed ourselfs, because women can't STFU.

 

+22 Wins.

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked her, "do you wanna?" Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they proceeded to have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

 

They're both immoral in the eyes of God.

 

Amen.

 

Oops.

 

*shrug* gotta have some fun now and then

 

Just kidding, God doesn't exist.

 

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agree, to the max ^_^
also, without masturbation, a lot of people couldn't sleep at night

 

Doing it to the point where you NEED it to go on with your daily life is unhealthy.