Harry Potter erotica.

Harry Potter Erotica

(C) ocklumency wth Snape

Harry entered Snape’s office deep down in the dark dungeons with dread, having feared the occlumency lessons for weeks as the date approached. As he stood opposite to Snape, ready to have him penetrate his mind, he breathed in one last breath before Snape uttered “limencio” and Harry envisioned random pictures form his life in his mind. “I see you have inherited you father’s anal desires,” said Snape as he saw Harry’s fantasies about Cho. “How did you know he-“ started Harry, but too late. Snape had withdrawn from his mind, and Harry had fallen against the floor. But as he stood up, he saw Snape was starting to remove his robes.



Chapters in the full book include:

Handjob at Hagrid’s

Detention with McGonnagall

Dumbledore the “head” master

Hermione’s Chamber of Secrets

Gangbang at the Ministry

Incest at the Burrow

Voldemort’s foot fetish

And more!

 

Lmfao

What the hell? Seriously?

 

._., seriously

 

Already reported but idk, get me some hermione granger porn plz.

 

omfg.

hilarious. This is funny shit.

 

Lol those chapter titles are hilarious...

 

this made my day.

gangbang at the ministry... that's probably what they will do in the 6th movie

 

Well... That's fucking weird...

 

What the fuck ..
Ill take 1 Gangbang at the Ministry please,

 

My basilisk can enter hermiones chamer of secret any day.

Nah not really, but this was quite amusing.

 

i dont know what to say lol or wtf

 

I'm going to buy ALL the Harry Potter books and then masturbate! Lol Jk! :nuts:

 

Off topic a bit here, but isn't it called a Prince Albert when you get your penis pierced or something? =\

For those who don't know where i'm getting at with that, its just coz the dude who created the thread is called "Prince Albert".

 

dude thats sick, real sick whats next teletubbies?

 

Teletubbies was done ages ago, it was like telegrubbies or something. I never watched the show and it was like 10 years ago when teletubbies was actually popular with kids. So yeah i can't remember what it was about.

 

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAHA I hope this is real, it's too funny

 

I want a copy ;P

oh

we need less dicks like you.
Can't you just enjoy the humor? ....

 

lmao!

 

is this thread for real?

 

ROFLLLLL, get some of Emma Watson in there and make it more interesting.