Rap Battles - Official Thread

Yo rhymes be all outta place today,
and here's a verse that I'm about to lay.

You say your a snake, but you have no bite,
The venom you be leakin' has no appetite.
Talking spit, with all your insecurity,
Dig in deep, and try to talk dirty.
Aint got no venom, and out of yo saliva,
I be rappin' here, and be the last survivor.
Get out of here, and don't come back,
Only come with the shi* that you surely lack.
My bite is fierce, and you betta rememba,
Unb4nn3d's here, the numba 1 contender.

 

+2 !!!
unb4nn3d... u just murdered that... nice flow. ill be posting back to him in a moment also.

 

Alright, you got my reaction, fuck tryna show maturity
Haha, I dare you to see what happens when you test my insecurity
You've never dropped any real shit, your verse is full of fiction
Must be lacking common sense, let me point out the contradiction
Firstly you said "The venom you'll be leakin' and got not appetite"
Shit, i got no venom, you just said on line five?
Last survivor in the game? Shit man you probably didn't know
I'm not a part of that game I'm the fucking host of the show
So man read my verse, see it's better and then
Let's see if you've got the balls to go and PM me again

 

I now declare Ryan winner of any past, current and future rap battles.

/thread

 

Finally, I come to this thread, and what I see,
Ryan go be tryin to be battlin' me.
Think you got some venom, then think again,
After this verse, you be quittin' like Pen.
If you be a survivor, then prove it true,
Only people pickin' up the trash like you.
No wonder you're alive, and why you're an Admin,
You on Sythe everyday, and a number 1 fan.
What we didn't know was you only do one thing,
Talk your nonsense, and call yourself the Rap King.
You say you the host, but did you remember,
I said Unb4nn3d's here, the numba one contender.

 

See the point of a rap battle is to reply with something better
But I just take your whole verse and murder it, letter by letter
Here's the break down, Pen never quit, he was kicked out
No longer here to protect you, so no more talkin' shit now
I see the list of staff members, my name ain't there though
You should probably listen to the quote and keep your enemies close
Not too close man, I'm got a question mark on your sexuality
What gave you the idea that were ready to text battle me?

* Was written before he added my name into his sig

 

After reading your text, it wasn't too impressive,
I thought that this, was a Rap competition.
So you broke it down, and showed the facts,
But the fire in your text is what truly lacks.
I don't see a question, but a deffinent answer,
You think I battle like a ballerina dancer.
I don't talk shit, but I only contend,
Here's a little verse that you better ammend.
I came and I fought, I laid it all out,
Good luck Ryan, there's no need to pout.

[pout as in cry]

 

Ryan you ain't no match for me
I'll kill you in one, two, three.
You better listen Dawg
I'm the man,
so you better f*uck off.
Dr Pimp aka da South
I'm still pimpin' with my diamonds in my mouth.
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad.
Deadly when I play a dope melody
anything less than the best is a felony.
I just pumped you but don't worry, I'll solve it
check out the bullet while the doc revolves it.


*it's a warming up, didn't know about the rap thread.

 

Come back again, next time when you can rhyme,
The rap you made cost less than a dime.
Rhythm you make, is truly pathetic,
And after this rhyme you're gonna need a paramedic.
Get off of this thread, because you don't belong,
And don't come back singin' a damn song.
I can't believe that you would interfere with me and Ryan,
But I'm glad you can't contend because you're too busy cryin'.

 

Hey alex, its TheMasterMind
i came to this thread, and what did i find
i see some kid talkin trash.
But little does he know, hes gonna get, fucked up the ass
Bitch, i can bust a rhyme
i just do it one noob at a time.
You know, i just cant be beat
so why dont you go play with your little meat.

 

You say little, but my names Big Daddy,
The rhyme you laid was made sadly.
Get off of this, and go back home,
Play with your meat, and spur some foam.
Said I talk trash, and that's all I do,
But this time it's all directed towards you.
Don't rhyme like you think you Ice Cube,
But only remember that you battle as the noob.

 

your just mad that i owned you so badly
so go home and cry to your daddy.
Somehow, you think you a balla'
maybe if you grew a couple inches talla'
i heard you like cat's
maybe cause' you tell em your rap's
you think they love you, but they really dont
You freestyle so bad they wanna cut ya throat

 

You say you owned me bad, but I'll own you worse,
Coming out of your throat is a voice that's hoarse.
Talking so much, it clearly consumes you,
All you try is bite, but I the one to chew.
You see me rule; I own this thread
I'll contradict all words said.
It's sad that you think I need to grow taller,
But my pounding on you is just makin' you smaller.
I can last, and I'll be here all night,
The question is if you'll come back to fight.

 

Step up, dont try and ignore
im ownin you so bad you drop to tha floor.
Let me see your skills,
dont think they could, pay for ya bills
You own this thread?
you better rehearse
or your just gonna get alot worse
you say i cant come back?
here i am, i like seein you talk smack.

 

You think you came back, but nothing's there,
I'd be doing this light, but it aint no fair.
I come back again, and here you lay,
You actin' as if I've got nothing to say.
I don't understand what you mean by rehearse,
Only need my gatorade, quench my thirst.
Afterwards I believe rappin' like the Rapper's Delight,
And I come back again with winnin' battle fight by fight.
So don't be talkin' smack, when you've got nothing say,
We know that Unb4nn3d's the one who has won today.

 

Here he is, all bark with no bite
Why you tryin to fight?
You know you gettin' schooled
Someone got you fooled
into believin' you can win,
But, your rhymes are so thin
i can hardly see em'
They're so old, they belong in a museum
Come back, and fight me one more time
Im gone, this is my last line

 

I kick back and grab a pen to show these rappa's that I'm here
like a buzzin fly I'm wizzin back and forth across your ear.
unb4nn3d trying to lead the crowd...haha
If he was signed major he couldn't even feed his mouth...
I'll kill you and Ryan and anyone who's in my path
My soul turn to ice an it's time to feel my wrath
Sh*t you're no match for my right
Your my pray and like a lioness i'll only need one bite

 

You got no rhythm, and you got no rhyme,
I sit back chillin' with my Corona and lime.
You're right about my rhymes bein' in a museum,
But only 'cause they fierce and belong to be in.
I only be hopin' that that's your last line,
'Cause the way you rap puts me on Cloud Nine.
Me and Ryan are the only who can rap,
Get your shi* out of here, 'cause we're tired of your crap.

You've grabbed a pen, but I only see scribbles,
I think you'd be better off solving some riddles.
You wonder why I say this but your bite so weak,
Don't you understand I'm at an intellectual peak?
I'd stay off this, and try come back with something better,
Or get yourself thrown around, letter by letter.
There's only one word to describe what you see,
O W N E D (sound out the letters)

 

Keep Spitting Them Shitty Ass Rhymes
Ima Spit Something back As i Take My Time
You should Listen and understand The shit Im about Say
My Lyrical Game is Under Display
Watch And learn While i School you Chumps
Anything You Say I Spit Back with a Punch
I Ain't a Joke,What you take me for
My Verbal Threats will leave You On the floor

 

Your rhymes are funny, 'cause they they clearly stink,
It took no time to make and no time to think.
You say this is a game, but it's more of a show,
Only me and Ryan are the hosts that know.
Get your shi* up and out of here,
For there's nothing in your rhymes that I shall fear.
It's sad when you just come and leave,
But I can understand, as there's no trick up your sleeve.