Favorite(funny) quotes/sayings!!

My favoirte ones are:
[/1. Donny Darko: "Whats the point of living if you don't have a dick!?"]
2. The Office:
Ryan: Michel do you want me to save thsi powerade?
Michel: what flavor is it?
Ryan: Blue
Michel: Blue is not a flavor!
Ryan: it says blue blast!
Michel: Oh blue blast! save it
3. "I was laying there in my room staring up at the sky, and then I wondered where the fuck is my roof."
4. "You know platform 9 3/4's? I know something else with the same measurements"
5. "Will you touch my vagina?" she says:"WHAT!?" yousay: "Thats what your supposed to say"

 

Those aren't funny.

 

well what quotes/ sayings do you think are funny then?

 

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to prosper."
-Benjamin Franklin

Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”

 

I don't know who said this one but it goes something like this.

"I was laying there in my room staring up at the sky, and then I wondered where the fuck is my roof."

 

lol I like that one! thats pretty good

 

added some new ones too

 

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how about a nice big cup of shut the fuck up

 

thats a good one too, I love happy gilmore lol