How do I break the ice?

Ok so there is this really hot girl that I know likes me and I like her and I added her on facebook, but I never talk to her, and I don't know her too well, so what do I say to break the ice, I said hey whats up before and she responded and I responded but then we stopped responding

 

Keep responding

 

Spam her facebook until she has no choice but too like you.

 

lol if I spam it she will not like me

 

Ask to make sweet sex by the beach

 

Say "How much?"

 

say this lulz: im hot ur cold lets make babies

 

aha wow Drento but yea just ask her how shes been .

 

Right lisen to the master

say " Hey sweet thing, right lisen up and lisen good bitch, me and you are going places and i wont you so hard right now, and you want me bitch, so what do you say me and you go back to my place and lets make some magic happen, so what you say bitch? " Maybe grab her bum?

And she will say Hopfully " Yes baby "

Or it can go wrong and she will say " gtfo nob head and slap you

But anyway do what i said and you be fine lisen to the master.

 

The master of what? Statutory rape?

 

Just becuase you don't no how to make a lady feel special

 

As in making them fear you? You are quite correct, I don't.

 

Rape her

 

Of statutory rape.

 

Rape.

 

Just be like "You know platform 9 3/4's? I know something else with the same measurements", i got that from the pick up lines thread (H).

Umm just yeah say "Hey, how are you?" and she'll probably say "Good, what about you?" now you can ruin the conversation by just saying "good" in return. OR you can be like "pretty good, i've got a shitload of assignments though (you don't have to say that, just mention something you've been doing recently)". Maybe in your case it might be "Good, just been pwning some n00bs on RS" but yeah, whatever works.

 

Just tell her the truth that your name is Herbert Picklestein and you like really rough and unprotected sex mixed with feces and some sort of bondage, but you're limited by your tiny testicles and pene and therefore have trouble breaking the ice.

 

Yeah just make discussion about anything. Talk about school, friends, music, movies, weather or anything else you can think of. Doesn't have to be perfect just talk for the sake of talking and she will talk.

 

lol used the 9 and 3/4 pickup line! workwed great were going out now! tyvm!!

 

you guys are geniusis