Funny Pick-up Lines

This is one I came up with at hooters...

We had this waitress (of course) good looking, and very nice and talkitave. ( I say nice and talkitave because if she wasn't I wouldn't have felt comfortable asking.

First it started off as me asking her "How does your boyfriend feel about you working here?" Hoping she would say "I don't have a boyfriend"...But she didn't she said something like "well he actually hates me working here, he wants me to quit"

I said to myself "fuck". . .Then to her "well if you were my girlfriend I wouldn't mind, Hell I'd even let you work overtime."

She thought it was cute lol.

 

ArmyRanger, erm, how is that a compliment?

If she was your girlfriend, you would want her to serve other men, sounds just great!

 

"Hi, wanna fuck?"

or

"Do you swallow?"

 

never said it was a compliment...It was a little pick up line. Pickup lines are supposed to break the ice a little bit. They can be a little funny, and they're not always supposed to be taken seriously.

I told her "she can even work over time"
1: She doesn't want to work overtime.
2: It was a contrast of what her boyfriend felt.

Idk how to explain it. She thought it was cute lol, so I guess I said something right.

 

Cute isn't always good, just so that's said.

You can go to a but ugly baby and call it cute.
(Cute is like the worst compliment(when people use it for a compliment) there is!)

 

moved to the spam forum lulz.

 

holy shit that made me lol


this is mine

im a nigga wanna fuck me

 

d oyou have any "dick" in you....

would you like some... lul

roses are red apples are sou open your legs and show me some power....

if being sexy was a crime you would be charged..

your hips have more curves than a racetrack girl....


if i were a deer i would be prancing you ass






you your santa i would wont my paws on the claws...

guys thats all i can think of ridht not lul rolfkks

 

how about:
"do you sleep on your belly (insert anwser here) can i?"

 

Nice legs, when are they open?
I lost my bed, can i borrow yours? (watching Comedy Network)
Can we go in the nearest closet?
Tell your boobs to stop gawking at my eyes...

 

lmfao, good one.

 

lol...kk


Well she liked it DAMMIT~!@#


no worries I was just having fun haha.