How to take down a fast food company?

I'd like to completely destroy McDonalds.

helppls?

 

that's not really uh something. but just break their lights and stuff so they cant operate? dunno

 

There is really nothing you could do. If the stock market keeps crashing, and we hit another depression that might do it for you, but im sure the owner is very rich, so unless you have like 3,000 missles your willing to shoot at each and every McDonnalds, than your shit outta luck.

You could try the old Finger in chili/salad/sandwich trick.. Wont work well though.

 

Hmm..

Bush IS pretty damn stupid.

He has lots of missles...

Hm.

 

Not that this means anything to you, but McDonalds operates over 30,000 local stores in over 119 countries. It might be difficult for you to "destroy McDonalds".

 

Well, what if we fire 3,000 missiles at the Main HQ of McDonalds? Without head office telling the others what to do McDonalds might break into chaos destroying itself from within.

 

Just for you, I wont eat at McDonalds ever again. Starting now.

Now you've just got to get 250 million more people to stop as well...

 

ye just convince people to stop eating there, they lose business, they lose money, they close

 

If you're honestly wanting to shut down the company that feeds most busy Americans while they're in town with a runescape cheating website... There might be a problem.

 

im just going to laugh... just go in there slip and fall, sue them..repeat...

 

you can't. but you can slow them down. They have about 8 meat processing plants in the US. take down a few and they have to buy their meat, lowering profits. All of this is against the law tho.

or become a billionaire and buy it.

 

You could try putting a bug on your McD burger and sue them .

Kinda gross though.

 

Spontaneous Combustion, that will do the trick.

Oh no, here's an idea. Call Oprah, the Google Brothers, or Bill Gates.
-Together, may they all take down McDonalds, for a better cause. =]

 

lol dude id do the same if i could get away with it

 

destroy macdonalds!? whats wrong with you!? people who dont like macdonalds make me lose faith in humanity..
i suppose you could win the lottery then pretend to choke on their food sue them make alot of people do the same until you can afford those 3000 missles mensioned on the first page

 

I would deem MacDonald's to be unable to be taken down. They have so many stores and could easily fight a single case.

 

McDonalds is a franchise.
Doesnt really wait for orders... it sells burgers, not troops.

 

McDonalds is run by fat greasy people! Take 'em down! I know how to... Go to every store, buy something, and demand a refund! Set a rat loose in the kitchen!! MWUHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

Just go there and let the kitchen burn down, don't ask how! :]

Oil + Fire = BOOOM

 

Even if you fucked up all there stores e.g blew them up smashed them up etc they have insurance most likely for all there stores