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  1. $tom

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    Hey Sythe, post you funny/serious pick up lines that you might have made up or some off websites ect.
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    1. No Spamming Please
    2. Tell us if you ripped them off a website
    3. If you did post a link so everyone can see it

    http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/harrypotter.html
    there are some really funny ones on there :p

    Post away
     
  2. ownzr

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    heres my made up one from just now!

    Are you a knob Jockey? I have a huge, long horse to ride
     
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    I've been meaning to use this one that i heard on youtube:

    Hey is your dad a lumberjack? Because every time i see you, i get wood.
     
  4. $tom

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    haha lol nice, would you like to ride my broomstick?
     
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    Roses are red, voilets are blue. I want to have sex with you
     
  6. $tom

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    lol
    this 1 my friend made, his nickname is PK.

    Hey pk here, would you like me to freshen your breath?

    i lol'd at him when he "attempted" to use it. EPIC FAIL
     
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    I dont know about you guys but if u want to get with a girl, tell her your lvl 138 in rs and got all 99 stats. Hasnt let me down yet
     
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    One of those works every time kicks, huh?
     
  9. Dominick

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    I usually just tell her that I have a Christmas Cracker and I want her to "pop-it" :)
     
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    I never use pick-up lines, because normally they fail so badly, and it's a tad annoying when people only use the "online" ones.

    (Make up your own ones people, and keep them to yourselves)
     
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    #1 Pick up line in all the world:
    Does this rag smell like cholofrom?
     
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    when I opened this thread I was hopeing to find some funny pickup lines.
    Well some are these are quite good :)
     
  13. $tom

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    pretty good one there :p

    we are just trying to have some fun and sorry to annoy you and you can make up your own i was just saying you can tell us if you where you got it from...
     
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    Hey you know what a aussie kiss is. Why dont i tell you while you unzip my pants.
     
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    Good one :D
     
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    Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Elvis?
     
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    Roses are red, violets are gold, get on your knees and do what you're told.
     
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    roses are red violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.
     
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    Oh, I got one.

    My Physical Biorythym is at it's peak!!






    lolwut... (I actually did that in school, lmfao.)
     
  20. ET Phone Home

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    Can i put my penis in ur bagina pls

    will voche
     
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