Riddle thread! Post riddles inside.

Lateral thinking puzzle. Father and mother are arguing, father waves shotgun around (loaded by son secretly), son jumps off building, misses net, etc etc.

 

Post a riddle Sir. XD

 

Ok...that's one double post, the other four? lol. No, I think I'll just keep the other posts, after all, they all serve a meaningful purpose, I'm sorry if you have to scroll through more space rofl.

 

There's another one on page 5. And I'm sorry - I was kinda just referring to double-posting in general. You're right, you've only done it twice on this thread. Let's not spam anymore than we need to...And hmm, Shredder - I guess I see how you came to that conclusion, but it doesn't really make sense to me - if a man shot him and he missed the net, how'd he not die? :O

 

I didn't say he survived.

 

Settled, Shredder answered it correctly, now post moar riddalz!

 

Then how could he be charged with "attempted" suicide? Sorry, I think I'm missing a key step in this riddle :O

 

Here's a good one.

What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?


This one took me about 2 hours to solve, without using a dictionary. Tell me what you guys think of this one, it gets frustrating! ^^

 

queue take 4 or 5 letters away and you still have Q

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

 

Wow, I didn't think anyone would solve it that fast. Congratulations.

 

Already posted. Multiple answers. No, Air, Pressure, Water. Post a new one.

 

a detective found a dead man sitting at his desk with a gun in his hand, and a tape recorder was on his desk...the detective came in and picked up the tape recorder and pressed the play button...he heard "i am sick of my life. i have no purpose to live" and then a gunshot.

the detective instantly knew it was murder, not suicide. how?

 

I don't know, but I can't wait to hear the answer to this one!

 

The recording stopped.. Than he had to hit play. If your dead, the thing would still be recording.

 

The man who makes it doesnt need it. The man who buys it doesnt want it. The man who gets it doesnt know it. What is it?

 

In reference to the riddle: "What builds up at night but is gone by morning"

Actually, you're wrong.

Answer was a campfire

oh and mod shafig isnt it a coffin?
that was already done

edit:

When is a door not a door?

(my favorite riddle)

 

To late... sorry.

 

Heard it before, its like when its a jar or a bar or something, ajar or abar.. I dont know which. But whichever is right, someone else post a riddle.

 

heard it. If its ajar.

whats brown and sticky?

 

A stick. Then again, it's very open ended. It could be chocolate, fudge, etc.


I don't know if its already been posted, but, here's a simple one.

If a red house is made with red bricks, a blue house with blue bricks, what's a green house made out of?