Guide To Masturbating

Hey this is my first every guide to anything so it's going to suck pretty bad.
I have to take a shit in about 2 minutes so I have to make this quick.

Step 1. Lock you're door. You don't want you're grandmother walking in on you! That would be a complete turn off and would ruin the special moment.

Step 2. Find a hot sexy porn.
- Do not use YouTube, it's not worth it.
- Don't search Myspace.
- Try to find long clips or else you will have to masturbate pretty fast.

Step 3. Start slow and go faster. If you "cum" fast use the stop and go method.
Simply wank it and when you're about to cum, stop take a deep breathe and go again.

Step 4. Clean up you're mess.
Step 5. When you go to school the next morning tell you're friends you masturbated to Jessica Alba <3:love: :love:

Tips!
-Don't be shy to talk about it with other guys.
-Masturbating is natural and manly thing to do.
-Do not jack off to guys.
-Try to avoid pictures.
-Remember sound is the best when using a clip.
-If you can't go all the way, keep practicing!
-Set times for yourself. Day 1 you wank off for 10 minutes and increase 5 minutes each day.


*Remember* This guide is for pure entertainment and was totally immature.

 

WTF, I laughed so hard at this, Although I think it is not allowed, because it is sexual. But LMAO, ROFL.
When I started laughing everyone around me came to see what i was laughing at. It made things difficult. Lol

 

I will use this guide, thank you very much.

 

Read the stickies.

 

Lol man i laughed reading that its funny and educational even tho i didnt exactly need to see this.

so ya its not allowed tho what a shame you shoulda posted pictures.

 

No.... Not Really.

 

Disgusting...

 

I loled for a bit there... pretty random guildes...

 

rofl lel funny but against rule

 

Don't telll me...you've never...

But honestly, this is probably the shittiest guide I've ever read. Even if the guide was on a half-decent (and legal) topic, it's at a length where it's not "short and simple" but it's also not "detailed". I can google everything in this guide, and more. If anyone man in the developed world didn't know ANY of these things, I would probably be surprised. It obviously took no effort. Basically, what I'm getting at, is that you should probably either read some guides on how to WRITE GUIDES [and the rules...] or stop trying. Seriously. This sucks. I'll give you .01 points for the intro:

because at least you had the right instincts about the quality of your guide. So, my rate is a 0.01/10.

 

Hey comeon, even though its against UR rules, it is very helpful to around 75% of this forum, because its filled with 12 year olds. (Rs Blackmarket).

but anyways, im not 12. so 0000000000000000000.1/10

 

No joke, i'm on my school computers. This is hilarious. And, NO, don't be open about Masturbation.

 

LOL. This is a first. Never expected this guide. 4/10

 

"do not jack off to guys"

made me laugh

 

I dont know but some white sticky stuff came outz of my pen0r. I was like all fr34ked out and told my mom, she slapped me.

 

lol not knowing how to wank is sad.

funny thread got me a few good minutes of laughing,

 

Lolirl at the 'stop and go method' XD

Uhm the guide... Yeah it's alright... XD

 

lol but its not allowed how come its not locked yet lol

 

I lol'd irl.

 

stop and go method

/win