omfg what the hell guys?

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omfg what the hell guys?
  1. Unread #1 - Nov 15, 2008 at 9:13 PM
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    i swear to god every single girl on the internet is either ugly, deformed, or just plain fucked up!

    here is proof; this is my current conversation with a girl that i cant remember where i met (i think an old runescape friend). We are friends and we talk sometimes and today she was like complaining how her life sucks and i was like why, here is the resulting msn conversation: (i bolded dialogue to help u noobs)

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    The cuts may not be deep, but the pain is, did you want to hurt me? Maybe I'm such a bitch to everyone to try to hide my pain, says (6:56 PM):
    ever since I was in 3rd grade I have had severe depression, my mom made me are a shrink when I told her I wanted to kill myself, I was only 9..... I hid most of it from the shrink wanting to be a normal kid, not having to pop psycho pills.... I'm my moms 5th kid, my oldest brother has issues because of his mom (none of us have the same Parents) ----brb
    John says (6:58 PM):
    oh wow, but thats not too bad u shouldnt be ashamed I WAS LYING HAHAHAHA
    The cuts may not be deep, but the pain is, did you want to hurt me? Maybe I'm such a bitch to everyone to try to hide my pain, says (7:00 PM):
    My second oldest brother has a heart condition, and might die soon because he wasn't supposed to live to see 8 and he's 22, he is also DmD (develop mentaily delayed) and insults me a lot as does the oldest, My sister the third oldest just has issues in general and put us through hell, and then the next youngest to me died so everyone else needs all this attention... Leaving me out in the -
    Side lines, always being forgotten about

    John says (7:01 PM):
    well you just gotta feel good about yourself and be thankful your not mean or have bad heart conditions like ur siblings
    The cuts may not be deep, but the pain is, did you want to hurt me? Maybe I'm such a bitch to everyone to try to hide my pain, says (7:04 PM):
    In 1st grade I had a accident where I was ran down (right down the spine) by a guy on a bike and I have had a brain inguery ever since because doctors failed to notice this and so now its permanate and I am on sleeping pills that knock me out so hard I can't get up in the mornings to go to school, but if I don't sleep then it spazzes and makes me imagine I have all this pain and can't move -
    John says (7:05 PM):
    wow
    The cuts may not be deep, but the pain is, did you want to hurt me? Maybe I'm such a bitch to everyone to try to hide my pain, says (7:10 PM):
    Because it hurts so much, so then I used to pop a bunch of tyolnole befor I found out what it was so my liver is pretty much crap, and so if I thought I was in all this pain and stuff then I wouldn't be going to school very much and so people spread rumors about me and since I wasn't there so much I didn't have any friends
    The cuts may not be deep, but the pain is, did you want to hurt me? Maybe I'm such a bitch to everyone to try to hide my pain, says (7:11 PM):
    Should I go on, or are you bored...?
    John says (7:11 PM):
    u can go on if it makes u feel better


    fuckn shit man, i was trying to make her feel better and find out she's probably hooked up to life support as she's talking!
     
  3. Unread #2 - Nov 15, 2008 at 9:32 PM
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    Tell her to go to 4chan with her problems.
     
  5. Unread #3 - Nov 15, 2008 at 10:11 PM
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    seriously though that is like the saddest things that could ever happen to one person no one could make that kinda stuff up
     
  7. Unread #4 - Nov 15, 2008 at 10:15 PM
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    "Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have."
    -Dale Carnegie

    Sure her life sucks but complaining about it will only make it worse.

    Lool I like your responses.
     
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    Rule #30
     
  11. Unread #6 - Nov 15, 2008 at 10:17 PM
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  13. Unread #7 - Nov 15, 2008 at 10:19 PM
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    i only watched 13 second into your video and loled

    "the little girl who was forgotten" lololololololherlifesucks
     
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    is her family jewish? cuz some of them have babies with their own family and their kids come out with different problems
     
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    I believe you are confusing the Jews with the Southerners & Mexicans.

    the jews r the oens with the moneys remember?
     
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    I am from Mississippi, and I know no one who does anything with their relatives.

    Except for Will, but he fucked a dog, so it doesn't matter.
     
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    I loled
     
  23. Unread #12 - Nov 15, 2008 at 10:36 PM
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    its funny though i didnt even make that conversation up she seriously said that i was like wtf am i talking to et sarusly
     
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    No, cuz your ET !
     
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    wat .
     
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    Emo people can die now thanks!
     
  31. Unread #16 - Nov 16, 2008 at 1:37 PM
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    John says (10:49 AM):
    lol dude
    you read my thread about that 1 girl i was talkign to
    she like terminally ill and retarded etc etc
    Philip says (10:49 AM):
    oh yaaa
    John says (10:49 AM):
    ya dude srsly wtf
    Philip says (10:49 AM):
    shes emo to!
    i like what you said though
    John says (10:49 AM):
    liek wat
    Philip says (10:50 AM):
    idk
    John says (10:50 AM):
    yeah but dude like all that shit she said
    like.. i couldnt even imagine something that horrible
    Philip says (10:50 AM):
    who is that?
    John says (10:51 AM):
    what the retarded chick?
    Philip says (10:51 AM):
    ya that is bad 5 children all diffrent mothers? thatss crazy
    yaa
    John says (10:51 AM):
    uhh
    John says (10:52 AM):
    did you read how shes like she has to take sleeping pills or whatever and the pain blah blah incest blah blah dead girl lol
    Philip says (10:52 AM):
    loool
     
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    It is a fake story.
     
  35. Unread #18 - Nov 16, 2008 at 1:58 PM
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    omfg what the hell guys?

    no it wasnt lol this person is absolutely serious Dustein
     
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