Listen To This Exscuse

Well I Was Late Today And The Teacher Said Why You Late Today So I Said My Cat Threw Up And I Had To Take It To Hospital But I Dont Have A Cat

Aha Post Sum More Exscuses Below xD

 

I didn't know what to put in the new thread I was making, so I decided to post some random bullshit about excuses, which no one would care about, and would get me made fun of.

 

you my friend, just owned him.

 

you, my friend, have just clarified that ownage.

 

you, my friend, have just verified the clarification of said ownage.

And i'd say that the chicken came first. God created the chicken>chicken laid egg. cheers.

 

You, my friend, are wrong. God doesn't exist.

 

You all my friends, are wrong.

He got powned.

Not owned.

 

this shit is spam!

 

Owned! major pwnage lol!

 

Here is excuse. My Dog cummed on homework.

 

I fucked my girl on her period on my homework.
Do you still want it?

 

This thread contains no purpose.

And excuses aren't necessary if you do your fucking homework!

 

This forum is spam!

 

"What is your excuse, Cadet?"

"Sir, there is no excuse. Sir!"

"Damn straight, Cadet."

 

just say


no trabajo hoy puta

 

I laughed.