Short Story of my friend getting owned in BH.

Just a story a friend told me about his day yesterday at BH.

Basically he's a main, but he has 75-ish Strength, and he has Ice Burst. He knows he's hardly a God Pker, but he reckons he can get a few kills, and I agree.

So, he's wearing blue mystic, and a DDS and runes for like 100 bursts in his inven. So he's like let's go look for some noobs. He looks around for a bit, around the edge in case of hardcore pkers, and oh look, there's a noob who's 2 levels below him. He's a one itemer, with only a DDS. Good for a start-up, I guess, my friend says. So he bursts him. 10. He bursts again. Splash. Burst. 5. The guy runs about half way to him. Bursts again. 20. Time for the ko, he's about on half hp, and since he's a 1 itemer he should be easy to hit. A quick burst before the ko (8) and he runs up to the 1 itemer. Specs. 0 - 0. The 1 itemer retaliates. 23 - 25. WTF. My mate get's scared, so he begins to move his mouse over to the sharks in his inventory. "Lolol" comes from the 1 itemer. 29 - 1. My friend dies. By this time he's got that feeling in you get in your stomach when you die. So my mate's like ffs! He runs to his bank, withdraws a DDS, as he could run back in there and own him. So runs back in, and spots the guy. He's still looting. So, there they are, my mate's running up to the one itemer. Let's see what the 1 itemer does. Puts on my mate's mystic, and starts to Smite. He bursts my mate, using my mate's runes. 20. He sips the Super Strength my mate was saving for the bigger kills. Bursts again. 15. My mate has no food, so he can't do anything. He prays Protect from Magic. So the 1 Itemer, I suppose no longer a one itemer, comes up to my mate, and DDS. 29 - 28. 18 - 2. My mate's on 1 or 2 hp. The guy's out of specs. My mate is praying he'll just run. What does he do? Bursts. Hits a 2. My friend does. Now he realises the "1 Itemer" was Smiting, and my friend was protecting from mage the whole time. After those major blows to him, his Prayer ran out. He lost another DDS.

~ End.​

 

dang i would crie getting owned by 1 itmer

 

I forgot to protect item my ags yesterday

 

Wow thats a good story, I just don't see that happening lol.

 

haha, poor guy!

 

It's called a pure.
At like lvl 70 can have 99 str .

 

lol thats pretty sad. never under-estimate anyone in mems, so many ownage pures out there lol

 

people get lucky, and ive been owned my noobs like that before. it happens to the best of us.

 

Dont beleive that much, Theres a 2min wait after you die so by the time left in

he only had about 1min pen by the time when your friend gets in. Now you

gotta find him which will be hard seeing he can go anywhere in bh in 2min.

 

my friends and i 1 itemed these 2 noobs one in mystic at barb village. My friend used d scim spec and i pretty much killed the person i hit 34-and something else high i got kill mith dagger

 

i had a good lol reading that but still a sad loss to only a 1 itemer.

 

Damn your friend got owned badly

 

Sort of far-fetched if you ask me.

 

I agree , good story though.

 

A good read lol whether or not its true I don't know. Good story though

 

Wow getting owned by a 1itemer is kinda ... like to cry about.

 

Good story, seems kind of fishy in some parts but a good read!

 

Aha, I can actually confirm that this story is true

The 1-Itemer was on his Penalty, which gave my friend enough time to wait off the 2-Minute wait.

 

Sorry, but that seemed somehow exaggerated ..kinda sad in a way but i lol'd when he got owned sorry his loss lol.

 

I had rune/my whip on my 97. So I try to kill alvl 80 pure with a gs for fun. He hits me like 45, then 44 to ko me.....

Forgot to protect the whip lolwut