Obama is the Anti-Christ

An unknown senator explodes out of obscurity to world-wide fame, winning the hearts of millions everywhere. People cheer him on no matter what he says.

Wasn't the AntiChrist supposed to explode out of nowhere and win the hearts of millions?

 

Yes, and another quality is that he is like middle eastern, and he is. Hussein? And his religion? Comeon, the USA is boned. :|

 

I'm almost certain that to be classified as 'like middle eastern', you must actually be from the middle east. Maybe you should bone up on your geography.

Shredder- don't you have to believe in Christ's divinity to acknowledge an Anti-Christ?

 

yes

 

its k- but Satan wouldn't be throwing any curveballs with a black Anti-Christ would he? I kid.

 

Lol...

HAI WENDY.

You left me ... I missed you and such.

I thought satan was black? It'd only make sense that he'd send a brutha.

 

How the hell is he black?

 

THAT'S THE POINT THE ANTICHRIST IS BLACK THIS IS PROOF OF WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS THAT BLACK PEOPLE ARE A CURSED RACE -

also, is there anybody IN there?

 

Well the bible is a piece of shit then

 

Hi Deacon. Good to see you made it back on Sythe.

Shredder- Satan, assuming he exists, must be a pretty clever guy. Right? I mean, he's the only immortal being so far 'smart' enough to decide his own destiny. So tell me, why would Satan (who may or may not be black) select a 'cursed' race to execute his apocalyptic agenda unless he was planning to fail?

Personally, I don't believe blacks are cursed- but I'm pretty sure that passage you are referring to is located in the Mormon bible. (and the Mormons have since seen fit to remove that part because it wasn't in accordance with current U.S. law... Same story with polygamy.. Hmm, am I sensing a pattern here?)

 

For a spam forum thread this is getting pretty epic.

 

I agree.. it should be moved to General Discussion or.. SFA!!

 

I'm Atheist but I think Obama is a Asshole.

 

Remember me?

 

Nope..

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Are you still an asshole? Or are you ready to accept that I'm better than you?
Kidding. Yes I remember you, hi.

 

I got scientific proof that Obama is the real Anti Christ:
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/7906/obamaantichristoe7.png

 

Could very well be.

 

u guys are racist i swear -.-

 

I think the bible even specified that his rise in power would be in politics.

blak people are cool.

ngrs are not

 

Epic Fail.

On your part, that is.

I don't believe in a god anyway, so this is just a flat out joke.

Credit for trying though.