Bush's 20 greatest quotes.

20. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." - Nov. 28, 2005

19. "We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans." - Sept. 6, 2000

18. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Dec. 19, 2000

17. "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." - Aug. 30, 2000

16. "I think we agree, the past is over." - May 10, 2000

15. "I understand small business growth. I was one." - Feb. 19, 2000

14. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - April 23, 2002

13. "I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody." - Jan. 18, 2001

12. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." - Jan. 3, 2000

11. "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." - Oct. 5, 2002

10. "I just want you to know that when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." - June 18, 2002

9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

8. "I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society." - Aug. 13, 2002

7. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Sept. 17, 2002

6. "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." - Oct. 8, 2004

5. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Sept. 29, 2000

4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004

3. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" - Jan. 11, 2000

2. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - Jan. 27, 2000

1. "They misunderestimated me." - Nov. 6, 2000



Lulwut, yes these are all real.

 

I liked #4.

 

#9 is stupid. =p

 

I think number 4 is the best. I'm glad our government never stops thinking about ways to hurt and harm us.

 

hehehe yeh

 

Still not the dumbest thing a president said
Kennedy said "Ich bin ein Berliner" which translates to "I am a berliner" a berliner is a jelly filled pastry.

 

wtf lol.

 

I lol'd so hard.

 

bush was a great man.. wat can we say...


*starts cracking*

 

Number 2 was the best.

 

you could have at least given credit to yahoo instead of copy pastaing it

 

Well i only done it too make people on sythe laugh, i dont think theres anything wrong with copying and pasting it if its meant to make people laugh... and yes its from yahoo, have a gold star.

And all yahoo did was find some quotes, all credit goes to george bush for being a dumbass.

 

Lmao... Well done. ^_^

George Bust truly was an idiot..

 

Bush surely got him some wise words.

 

Bush sure was a pro, I'll miss those slipups.

 

lmfao, wouldn't suprise me atall if everysingle one of theese is real, good jo0b man made me laugh

 

The man just can't give a damn speech

 

Just because he was a pathetic speaker doesn't mean he was as stupid as it made him look -.-

 

+1. I doubt *anyone* would have done any better. Well, that's not quite true, but he really didn't do THAT bad of a job, given the time and whatnot.

 

lmao. #4.

But really, he wasn't that big of an idiot. He just couldn't speak very well.