How to go about buying condoms? Lol :D

Great idea.

We should get going.


Anyway, just buy them. It's not a big deal. And just get the normal size if you're 15. Nothing XL.

 

There's literally nothing more true than that as far as anything ever said on these forums read by me.

+1

 

-1, your gay. Now, theres nothing truer. But seriously, I want posts that have advice, not "+1 ur so coo gj" posts, thanks for all of the help so far.

 

nothing to be embrassed about while buying condoms. the only thing i think about when i buy condoms is who in the store is going to see me with a box of condoms and be like who is he fucking... lmao but besides that just buy any trojan.

 

NEVER BUY GAS STATION CONDOMS. Trust me

 

I suggest these handy little things,
They are my favorite.


Ahh well all jokes aside to tell you what condom to buy i will neeed some things.
Length:
Diameter:
Radius:
Massgrams please)
Color:

Thanks.

lmao,

Anyways dude its not that difficult, and i think it would be worse to go to the nurse or w/e. And if the loser at the counter talks shit say "Who's the one getting some cutty tonight?". Then watch him piss his pants and run off crying =]

 

Alright, I believe this is officially answered. Thank you guys, you can continue posting if you find this humourous, and it can be moved to the spam forum, for all of the added fun of making fun stuff up. Thanks, guys.

Edit - OMFG WTF APPRENTICE?

 

Gratz??
And dude just buy the condoms.

 

If your that scared, go to a store out of town where no one will know you, so who cares what they think? also, the people at checkouts couldnt give a fuck. Try and get them when your buying a few other items so your not just walking up and just buying condoms. If even this is to hard, you can pay $2 each in some tiolets.

And for size, just get regular. it doesnt matter if u have a small dick it just means you dont have to roll it on as far. which reminds me, I really want to go to the counter and say do these come in extra small lol.

Seriously just do it. Its one of those life leasons that you need to learn to just do things and not care what everyone else thinks.

 

I don't suggest doing this, but if you're honestly embarrassed to the point where you would rather get an STD than buy condoms, then steal them.

 

What's the problem with that?

I have better things to do than pretend to suck up on sythe.org so idiots like you can respond with "you're gay".

It's simply the truth. You need to man up and buy the condoms if you think you're ready to have sex.

That's doesn't mean if you're ABLE to buy a condom that you're ready to have sex.

But yeah.. go cry in a corner emo kid *Benwise* instead of calling other people homosexual. I'm sure you feel better about yourself now.

 

That's a pretty good idea, I'm going to remember that when I need them . Thanks.

 

Thats what i thought too. I've never bought any myself because i've always just been given them by friends and slutty chicks have them handy anyway lol. Also i don't want to buy any from the closest shop (Coles) because everyone knows me there and my sister also works there so everyone would probably tell my sister which would be wierd. But yeah i thought there was no sizes.

 

Yeah just use the self checkout with Jansen and Macro, it'll be alright.

 

health centres are /win bro.

Go in like a macho man - dont forget to grab your balls...
and say
"Hey... Im sexually active. I need advice and information."
It rains condoms

No but seriously... health centres bro... until you man up and stop being a pussy.

 

Thats you.
I Lol'd btw.








:sick:

 

If you don't care that much about (possible) dirtiness, buy them from a cinema toilet. That's what I did for my mate who was too scared to get them, because I was too scared to go to a shop xD.

Don't worry, the only people who try to get other people's attention when they buy condoms are usually the people who don't get any.

 

ROFL. You really wanna know my first time I bought condoms? Lmao I was with some of my buddies when I was like 14 and we walked into Walgreens holding hands like fags keeping straight faces and we go to the section at the back of the store by the medical stuff and we buy a pack of 20 pack trojan condoms and we walk to the cashier who is this old lady and she is trying to keep a straight face cuz its so obvious we're fucking with her and my friend says 'We're gonna have a goooood night tonight!' and we all start cracking up and after we bought them shes like 'You have a good night' and he was like 'Ohhh we willllll' lmaooo. So yeah that was the first time we bought em. We ended up filling them up with whip cream in a movie theator and launching them in the air from the back row landing on people. Quite fun.

But the first time I bought some to actually use was at Walmart with my ex and I just got a packet and bought it. No big deal. They happened to be too small, they kept falling off whenever I stuck it in her and she happened to have just got on birth control and the first 2 weeks shes not suppose to have any intercourse which we did anyways so that was a bit stupid of me cause it kept falling off anyways lol! But I had to get Extra Large Trojans for me finally. I bought large at first, the length was good, but extra large makes the width larger with the same length as large, so I use Extra Large trojans. Can't really tell you which to buy since idk your dick size. But if its reasonally big then try out large trojans, if just average try out just normal condoms you can get from any friend or w/e.

 

Buy them as if you were just picking up groceries.

 

Just go in and ask, buy.