How to go about buying condoms? Lol :D

:embar: Soo, before you say walk to a store and buy one, gtfo because I know that. Think back and try to remember when you first bought one, how should you go about doing it. Gettin tired of AAIIDDSS. Just kiddin, but who wants it?

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What size <.<.. If you had to estimate for a 15 year old.

 

walk in buy it and walk out.. dont need to be embarassed.. if u actualy need one u probably had gotten laid more then the 40 year old virgin selling them...

 

That's not a stereotype at all :O

But yeah, don't worry about buying them...just walk in, walk out - you'll be fine. Or if you have an older sibling, that can make it easier...but the best way (if you know they're new - make sure you read the expiration date) is to just use a condom dispenser. They're in a lot of public bathrooms :O

 

Well what's there to be embarrassed of? It's not like the people at the pharmacy are going to call you a loser for using condoms. Just go in and buy them just like you would buy toothpaste or deodorant.

 

I just came to the shop and bought some condoms. It's not like it's a drug or something..

 

If you're not mature enough to go buy them, you're not mature enough to have sex.

Man up.

 

Well, When I bought one this one time, for a random use, the counter guy was like "ooh little boo boo gunna go do the durty?" and He kept going on, and I ended up just leaving.

 

Rofl. Was he like a 50 year old sketchball?

 

The first time i bought condoms i just went in and im like, thats a huge selection lol i just grabbed the best one(with studs) and bought it, no big deal

 

Buy the ones in the gas station bathrooms. That way you don't have to confront anyone if you feel that embarrassed about it.

 

Lol just camp outside a gas station, and walk in when you see someone like an old man or lady as cashier if you feel embarassed.

 

What size <.<.. If you had to estimate for a 15 year old.

 

Have you ever seen how much a condom can stretch? =|

Just get a medium sized packet... I don't really want to know what size your dick is...

If you're embarrassed about it then go to a pub and get them in the bath room

 

im 15...got a large lol just get a large if your like 5+ itll stretch

 

Well I'm not sure how everyone else buys things, but I pick up the desired amount, go up the cash register, pay with the appropriate amount or a little higher if I don't have exact change, take a receipt if they give me one, put the item that I just purchased in a bag or my pocket, then exit the store.

 

Most health clinics, hope clinics, or free clinics give out bags of condoms.

I would say that you either discuss getting some with your parents, or getting them yourself.

Better safe than sorry, and if anyone starts giving you shit for buying condoms...

Just tell them:

"Well, I'd rather not be full of STD's like yourself by the time I'm 20. You enjoy your aids, herpes, and the like. I'll play it safe and avoid being an idiot, again, much like yourself."

They should shut up.

 

Go to planned parent hood, tell them you are 15 years old and are thinking about being sexually active. They will give you a bunch of pamphlets about sex, STDs, and show you to a big bowl of condoms of which you can take as many as you want.

 

That is the thing I was thinking of. It's awesome.

Now we just need a place that gives out marijuana cause you are considering doing cocaine, but would like to be diverted to being safe ^.^.

 

Just go in and buy some, there's no age restriction on condoms. By the way, any size really will fit because they stretch alot

 

It is weird buying condoms for the first tiem just buy more than one thing.